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ASK A SILLY QUESTION MARK ‘OATCAKE’ BRIGHT

“MY WIFE PINNED UP AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW STOKE WAS THE WORST TOWN TO LIVE IN THE UK. I SMASHED IT OFF THE WALL!”

Hi Mark. You’re from Stoke. Have you ever been on a potter’s wheel?

Of course! We all did it at school. I’m getting recollections of doing a jug, getting it glazed, putting it in the kiln. It was a brown and cream thing, and had white smartie bits around the edge. It ended up at my nan’s house.

Did you end up accidentally smashing it with a football?

No, I’d

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