My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie
By Bill Myers
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Once again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow-and, well, let's just say it's not a pretty picture (or a pleasant smelling one). Through all this, Wally learns the importance of following God's command to always forgive one another.
Bill Myers
Bill Myers (www.Billmyers.com) is a bestselling author and award-winning writer/director whose work has won sixty national and international awards. His books and videos have sold eight million copies and include The Seeing, Eli, The Voice, My Life as, Forbidden Doors, and McGee and Me.
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My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie - Bill Myers
MY LiFe
as a
Cowboy
Cowpie
Books by Bill Myers
Series
SECRET AGENT DINGLEDORF
. . . and his trusty dog, SPLAT sa1
The Case of the . . .
Giggling Geeks • Chewable Worms • Flying Toenails • Drooling Dinosaurs • Hiccupping Ears • Yodeling Turtles
The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle
My Life As . . .
a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce • Alien Monster Bait • a Broken Bungee Cord • Crocodile Junk Food • Dinosaur Dental Floss • a Torpedo Test Target • a Human Hockey Puck • an Afterthought Astronaut • Reindeer Road Kill • a Toasted Time Traveler • Polluted Pond Scum • a Bigfoot Breath Mint • a Blundering Ballerina • a Screaming Skydiver • a Human Hairball • a Walrus Whoopee Cushion • a Computer Cockroach (Mixed-Up Millennium Bug) • a Beat-Up Basketball Backboard • a Cowboy Cowpie • Invisible Intestines with Intense Indigestion • a Skysurfing Skateboarder • a Tarantula Toe Tickler • a Prickly Porcupine from Pluto • a Splatted-Flat Quarterback • a Belching Baboon • a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star • a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles • a Supersized Superhero . . . with Slobber •
WMD19_Cowboy_INT_0002_001The Portal • The Experiment • The Whirlwind • The Tablet
Picture Book
Baseball for Breakfast
the incredible worlds of Wally McDoogle
MY LiFe
as a
Cowboy
Cowpie
BILL MYERS
WMD19_Cowboy_INT_0003_002MY LIFE AS A COWBOY COWPIE
© 2001 by Bill Myers
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Myers, Bill, 1953—
My life as a cowboy cowpie / by Bill Myers.
p. cm. — (The incredible worlds of Wally McDoogle ; #19)
Summary: When Wally and his two best friends spend the summer at a dude ranch, he discovers that writing superhero stories will not help him deal with the cantankerous ranch owner, a deceitful camper, and a dangerous bull named Satan Breath.
ISBN 978-0-8499-5990-5
[1. Dude ranches—Fiction.
2. Ranch life—West (U.S)—Fiction.
3. West (U.S.)—Fiction. 4. Interpersonal relations—Fiction.
5. Christian life—Fiction. 6. Humorous stories.] I. Title.
PZ7.M98234 Myed 2001 [Fic]—dc21 00-054628
Printed in the United States of America
09 10 11 12 13 EPAC 14 13 12 11 10
For Angela Hunt:
One terrific writer!
Do not repay anyone evil for evil.
—Romans 12:17 (NIV)
Contents
1. Just for Starters . . .
2. What a Burn
3. Shake, Rattle, and Yikes!
4. Friend or Foe?
5. An I for an Eye
6. A Goof for a Goof
7. More Unforgiveness . . .
8. War!
9. Somebody . . . Anybody? . . . to the Rescue!
10. Wrapping Up
Chapter 1
Just for Starters . . .
"McDoogle! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, McDOOGLE!?"
Yes sir, I was busy making one of my famous first impressions. This time, it was inside a corral of a tiny little dude ranch. We were all saddling up our horses . . . well, everybody else was saddling up their horses. I was busy just trying to haul my saddle from the tack room over to my horse—not an easy job when you consider the saddle’s great weight (and my great wimpiness). It’s not that I’m weak; it’s just that I’ve got very specially trained muscles designed only to operate TV remotes and the latest Mario Brothers game.
Look out!
I shouted, staggering under the saddle. Coming through!
Watch it!
yelled my best friend, Opera.
You’re heading straight for the manure pile,
cried Wall Street, my other best friend (even if she is a girl).
No problem.
I gasped under the weight as I staggered this way and that, then that way and this. "I’ve got it covered. I know what I’m doing. I’m—
K-SPLAT
smelling kinda bad."
I spotted Cowboy Roy, our beloved counselor, part-time Gestapo, and full-time owner of the ranch, heading toward me. He was about a thousand years old with a brown, leathery face that had more wrinkles than a box of Sun-Maid Raisins. He also had a pretty impressive limp. Thanks to my superkeen insight, I suspected he wasn’t exactly thrilled to be having a bunch of kids around his ranch. (My superkeen insight and the fact that all he did was mumble and spit.) Now, as he reached down to pull me out of the pile, he saw no reason to stop.
Morons,
he muttered, then spit on the ground. I’m surrounded by morons.
No, sir,
I corrected as I grabbed his hand and tried to stand. "I’m not a moron. Just a little unsteady on my feet, that’s all. Just a little—
AUGH . . .
K-Splat!
K-SPLAT!
As you no doubt figured, the first AUGH
and K-Splat belonged to me as my feet slipped and I went crashing back into the pile. Unfortunately, the second K-SPLAT! was Cowboy Roy, whom I managed to pull down into the pile right along with me.
MaBOOWLE!!!
(That was supposed to be McDoogle!
but it was hard for him to speak with his mouth full . . . or for me to hear with my ears full.)
MaBOOWLE, YOU MOORWON . . .
Yes sir, I could tell right then and there that it was going to be the start of a beautiful