Behind the Staffroom Door: The Very Best of-
By Brian Moses
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Brian Moses
Brian Moses spends much of his time visiting schools, where he runs workshops sessions and performs his poetry. He has compiled numerous collections for Macmillan (total sales of over 750,000 copies), including The Works 2 and The Secret Lives of Teachers. He lives in Sussex with his wife and two daughters.
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Behind the Staffroom Door - Brian Moses
The Ghoul School Bus
The ghoul school bus
is picking up its cargo
of little horrors.
They must all be home
before first light, when today
turns into tomorrow.
All the sons and daughters of vampires,
little Igors and junior Fangs,
the teenage ghouls with their ghoulfriends
all wail as the bus bell clangs.
And the driver doesn’t look well,
he’s robed completely in black,
and the signboard says – Transylvania,
by way of hell and back.
The seats are slimy and wet,
there’s a terrible graveyard smell,
all the small ghouls cackle and spit,
and practise their ghoulish spells.
The witches are reading their ABCs,
cackling over ‘D’ for disease,
while tomboy zombies are falling apart
and werewolves are checking for fleas.
When the bus slows down to drop them off
at Coffin Corner or Cemetery Gates,
their mummies are waiting to greet them
with eyes full of anguish and hate.
The ghoul school bus
is dropping off its cargo
of little horrors.
They must all be home
before first light, when today
turns into tomorrow.
Lovey-Dovey
When Dad and Mum go all lovey-dovey
we just don’t know where to look.
My sister says, ‘Cut it out, you two,’
while I stick my nose in a book.
Mum has this faraway look on her face
while Dad has a silly grin.
‘Don’t mind us, kids,’ he says.
We just wish they’d pack it in.
Dad calls Mum, ‘Little Sugarplum,’
and Mum says, ‘You handsome brute.’
Dad laughs and says, ‘Look at your mum,
don’t you think that she’s cute?
‘I guess that’s why I married her,
she’s my truly wonderful one.’
Mum says he doesn’t mean any of it
but she thinks he’s a lot of fun.
I just can’t stand all the kissing,
just who do they think they are?
I caught them once on our driveway,
snogging in the back of our car!
I hate it when they’re lovey-dovey
but I hate it more when they fight,
when faces redden and tempers flare
and sharp words cut through the night.
So I’d rather they kissed and cuddled
and joked about and laughed.
At least we can tell everything’s OK
when Mum and Dad are daft.
Names
My name is ‘Couldn’t care less’,
just let the forests die.
My name is ‘Can’t be bothered’,
who cares about holes in the sky?
My name is ‘I’m too busy’,
let someone else do the worrying.
There’s nothing that I can do