LeTtEr boCKs
☐ CAN Covid-19 get in via your bottom? I’m going to the zoo today and I am bound to need a shit at some stage and I’m a little concerned that someone may have coughed on the seat.
Stuie, Bunny
* That’s a very good question, Stuie. Perhaps the government’s chief medical officer Prof. Chris Whitty could write in and tell our readers if they can catch Covid-19 off of toilet seats at the zoo.
☐ I’M sick of how negative the mainstream media has become. Almost every day we hear about people who have died, but there are never any stories about those who have come back to life like Jesus did. Come on, let’s have a bit more balanced reporting, please.
Ben Nunn, Caterham
☐ THEY say that you should never judge a book by its cover. But you judge a tin of paint by the lid. It just goes to show, it’s one rule for ‘la-di-da’ books and another for tins of paint.
Peter James, Bristol
☐ MY wife has her heart set on a large glass dining table for our house, but I’m worried that some of the acts that I’ve seen performed on these items of furniture on various specialist DVDs will result in horrific flashbacks that will spoil every meal, particularly spaghetti bolognese. I can’t really use this as a reason for not getting one, though. Can any of your readers think of a plausible excuse that won’t result in divorce?
Hector Alsophila, Nottingham
☐ wife just asked me if I thought that aliens from another planet had banjo strings on their cocks. I couldn’t help thinking that she seems to have jumped into the alien life debate mid-stream,
