We do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don't think it's a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible noise.  Topics include the rarest man, feeling like your vagina isn't good enough, walking date fury, penis popping and a terrible poop secret.

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