Oh, baby.  We cut the nonsense and get right into the dating and sex advice this week because it's 2019 and we're trying to be better podcast hosts.  You know, except when Niall refuses to wear headphones and yells the entire episode.  Topics include ghost Terrance Stamp porn, blueberry addiction, sabertooth lovebites, rebound relationships, that cowgirl grind, one night stand attempted murder, going full daddy and another rant about being cool about consent.