The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice.  Dain brings a much anticipated update on last week's introduction to Cooking with Ricardo and we both manage to not rant about how garbage Game of Thrones has gotten.  Topics include karaoke introduction, TV boob jealousy, petrified goat orgasms, heartbroken dumper, fun and flirty sex friends, vagina snorkels, death and mistresses and what to do while your blasts her clit.