Hello, friends!  This week, we are finally showing our true colours as absolute non-professionals by accidentally recording on our laptop mic instead of our real mic which means the audio quality is a little janky (especially for the first few minutes), but it does get a little better once we get to the questions.  We figured a lower quality episode is better than no episode, so we apologize and we'll be back with our sweet, sweet voices next week.  Topics include bad kisser training, rejection preparation, dick bondage, condom etiquette and orgy sustenance.