Oh boy.  This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style.  We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with messages by a certain kind of people looking for a certain kind of sexual service that we, in fact, do not provide.  Topics include Facebook Message dramatic readings, how to undate someone, small-scale PDA consent, the threesome test, "She's All That"ing yourself, high sex drive insecurities and your virginity comedy set.