We're back to our regularly scheduled programming in the hopes that we can be a little bit of light in an otherwise bleak time.  We hang out in the bathroom for probably too long in this episode, but that's okay because sometimes you gotta get dirty to answer the people's questions.  Topics include absorbent seduction techniques, mystery residue and mystery fetish, a big small toilet problem, how to calm the My Girl in your girl, and fighting indoctrination.