“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”

“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING”: Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/ Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA TODAY: https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

“I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT”: A man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he also deals with a stalker ex-girlfriend. We talk about the various avenues of his life that have brought him to this point and what he hopes for his life in the future. This was a pretty intense one with a lot of layers to it. I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Leave a nice review for your local grocery store. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

THE BART SIMPSON CYST: A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

THE SWEDISH INVASION: A Swedish student studying in New York tells me about her experiences with dating apps, being afraid of porn, making friends in America, getting high, and more. Then a musician regales me with a new song of his that samples audio from this very podcast. I may or may not pursue legal action. I’m launching a limited edition Therapy Gecko plushie with YooTooz soon and you can learn more about that here: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/plushie I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Let me know if mentioning this podcast in your Tinder bio gets you more matches. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

"I WAS BANNED FROM YOUR SHOW": After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION”: A 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him dopamine throughout the difficult process, and how the folks of the drug world aren’t like how you’d expect. Then a mail carrier tells me about several altercations she’s gotten into with neighborhood dogs, and we talk to a caller who has far overbooked her schedule. I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone: https://therapygeckotour.com/ I am going to go microwave some Tyson’s chicken strips. Tyson did not pay me to say this. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

"I'M AFRAID TO DIE": This is one of my favorite calls I’ve taken on this podcast: a caller and I discuss his persistent health anxiety and how it has leaked into all aspects of his life. We chat about what it means to navigate life while juggling a daunting fear of death, while also reflecting on how death unites us all. Then a couple asks me to weigh in on a important disagreement they are caught in: is it gay to jizz on your own face? Later a caller and I weigh the pros and cons of donating your sperm to a sperm bank. Then the podcast will be over and you can go do something else. I am a gecko. ALSO I AM GOING ON TOUR VERY SOON and tickets are still available in a few cities and also not available in a few cities. Check that out here: https://ffm.live/geck22 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

THE PIZZA MAN: A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”: A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. I am on tour right now and the shows have been very fun. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”: A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: therapygeckotour.com Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX”: A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child. Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together. Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

63 min listen

“I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN”: A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years. Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I say a bunch of hippie shit to a caller struggling to deal with a co-worker who’s getting on their nerves. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in cities around the US, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

65 min listen

“I GET BIT A LOT”: A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

"I'M A FIRST RESPONDER": I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death. Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD: A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there. Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM": A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship. Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

LIFE IN A NORTH MEXICO CALL CENTER: I talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad decisions of a childhood friend, and a musician experiencing a creative block. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Don’t step in that. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

63 min listen

CHILDREN OF THE GECK: A caller discovers a Facebook group of 70+ biological siblings that all came from the same sperm donor as her. Now she is faced with whether or not to pursue a relationship with them. Afterwards a caller tells me about how his boredom has compelled him to enact his impulsive desires, a caller is conflicted by romantic feelings he has for his soon to be roommate, and a man shares his final thoughts with me as he arrives at the location of a cult he is joining. Today may or may not be a nice day outside depending on when you are reading this.I am a gecko. TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE are still available in a few cities and it will be very fun. Check that out here: https://ffm.live/geck22 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”: I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby. Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

“I HAVE 7 KIDS”: One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one. Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Watch your step. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE: A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you. Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in cities around the US, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: therapygeckotour.com You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

"I HATE MY NAME": A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith. Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”: A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber. Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE”: A caller’s roommate’s wife discloses that she is in love with him and wants to pursue a polyamorous relationship that entangles all members of the household. Tension ensues. Another caller shares his experience of moving 2000 miles away to start a new life, and a mother speaks on the differences between parenting as a teenager compared to parenting as an adult. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Being a ghost is probably fun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“I PARTY IN THE SEWER”: A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish. Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult. I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

"WE'RE TRYING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP": A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through. We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impediment tells us how that affects his day-to-day. This is a good one. I can feel it. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS TO MY LA GIG HERE: https://lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/therapy-gecko-podcast-live-2/More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

"I DRESS UP LIKE A WOLF SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING": A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this. Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

"I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY": A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to. Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Australia, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID”: A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate. Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008 Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET W by Therapy Gecko

63 min listen

“I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO”: A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko. Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera. Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko. I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

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“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”

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