"I DRESS UP LIKE A WOLF SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING"

"I HAD TO GIVE A RESTRAINING ORDER": A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order. Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

67 min listen

"I RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE": Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens. I am doing a big ass tour around the US, UK, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

GEXUAL HEALING (feat. Kazumi): A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York. Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls. Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpA Go pet a cat. I am a gecko. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, UK, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

67 min listen

THE PREGNANCY EPISODE: A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19. Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

“I’M ADDICTED TO PROSTITUTES”: A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes. Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

"I WAS BANNED FROM YOUR SHOW": After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I’M AFRAID THE END OF THE WORLD IS SOON”: A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending. Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability. Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

"MY FRIEND IS NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE": This first call deals with a heavy topic so viewer discretion is advised: a caller tells me that a longstanding childhood friend of hers has been arrested for a horrible crime, and we discuss the flux of emotions she’s been dealing with in response. Afterwards we hear from a caller struggling to find a balance between his Pakistani heritage and his new life in the US, a man who feels guilt from a petty crime he committed in high school, and a caller who tells us what it’s like dating as a plus sized woman. DM me a picture on Instagram (@lyle4ever) of your favorite road trip snack. I’m going on tour and need ideas for nourishment. I am a gecko. TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE are still available in a few cities. Check that out here: https://ffm.live/geck22 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I GET BIT A LOT”: A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

CHILDREN OF THE GECK: A caller discovers a Facebook group of 70+ biological siblings that all came from the same sperm donor as her. Now she is faced with whether or not to pursue a relationship with them. Afterwards a caller tells me about how his boredom has compelled him to enact his impulsive desires, a caller is conflicted by romantic feelings he has for his soon to be roommate, and a man shares his final thoughts with me as he arrives at the location of a cult he is joining. Today may or may not be a nice day outside depending on when you are reading this.I am a gecko. TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE are still available in a few cities and it will be very fun. Check that out here: https://ffm.live/geck22 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

FORGIVE AND FORGECK: A caller tells me about a neighbor who is causing him a good deal of stress. We get into the complexities of acting with kindness even toward someone you dislike. Afterwards we hear from a man who is trying to escape his mundane day job at Carvanna and become a school principal. We discuss his uncomfortable experiences with school growing up. Then we hear from a caller about their disdain for receiving compliments, a man who is seeking advice on how to connect with his half brother who recently moved to America, and a couple whose been experiencing a lot of intrusive thoughts lately. I think this was a good episode that you should tell your friends or dog about. But don't feel any pressure to do so. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

66 min listen

Episode 64--I Feel Like a Fraud: Childless not by Choice by Childless not by Choice

20 min listen

ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO: I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, UK, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

180 min listen

“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”: An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

"GECKING OFF": A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mushrooms, and his obsession with flags.   After that a caller tells me about his experience masturbating in the bathroom of the Vatican City museum as a form of religious retribution, which led to a larger goal of masturbating in as many different countries as possible. Then a caller tells me his wild story of getting arrested in the Middle East for kissing another man, what it’s like in Jordanian jail, and how he ended up escaping to the US. A lot of you guys sent pictures of tennis balls to my Instagram DMs (@lyle4ever) last week. Thanks for that. This week I would like pictures of folding chairs. I don’t know what I’m going to do with them but hopefully it’s something productive. Thanks for reading these descriptions. I by Therapy Gecko

69 min listen

Injectables, Kids On Social Media & Replaying Conversations by Dear Clementine

35 min listen

Episode 24: The Waiting Game: On this episode of Scholars and Dollars with H&M, the ladies turn their advice to one of the biggest pieces of the puzzle, getting accepted into college. Understand more about receiving those letters via email and what they mean for your process. Are you boosting your resume and contributing to the community this break? Mrs. M tells you how to get going! We are on our way to making sure our scholars earn those dollars! Listen now for the tips and tricks- we are on our way to FULL Rides! https://jackierobinson.org/apply/ https://www.tacobellfoundation.org/ https://byrnesscholars.org/images/2023/application-packet-2023-fillable.pdf https://bigfuture.collegeboard.org/pay-for-college/bigfuture-scholarships https://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/volunteer/ Reserve your space for the upcoming scholarship fairs- and grab your own copy of Mrs. M’s books today! You don’t want to miss you! https://www.pacescholarshipacademy.com/ by Scholars & Dollars Podcast

43 min listen

Creating Safe Spaces for LGBTQ+ Girls (Ask Me Anything!): I recently asked the Facebook group (facebook.com/girlscoutpodcast) - "If you could ask me anything and get my opinion or thoughts about it in an episode, what would it be?" & you guys delivered! Today's episode is about question from... by Troop Leader Experience: A Podcast about Girl Scouts for Troop Leaders and other Girl Scout Volunteers - Formerly "GS Volunteer Connection"

49 min listen

“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING”: Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/ Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA TODAY: https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

Ask Margaret - My Kid Acts Out When Their Sibling Has a Friend Over: The dynamics between siblings are always complicated, but when a sibling adds an outside friend to the mix, things get even tougher. Margaret explains why kids act out when their brothers or sisters have friends over and what we can do about it. by What Fresh Hell: Laughing in the Face of Motherhood | Parenting Tips From Funny Moms

7 min listen

Commuter Knitter - Episode 71 - Knitter's Guilt and Moving Forward: Drive in Wonderland Yarns Mad Hatter. New LYS in Newtown, CT - !! ( page) - yarn from . I mention from the and from... by Commuter Knitter Podcast

71 min listen

Reaching Out with Emily Sklar by Reaching Out with Michael Constable

70 min listen

Episode 23: 23 & Me!: Episode 23: 23 and Me! On this episode of Scholars and Dollars with H&M, Ms. H does a quick check-in with two members of the class of 2023! They talk about their journey so far this school year and what they are looking forward to with their next step! They offer some interesting advice for adults assisting young people too. You don’t want to miss this episode with Myli and Mya, two scholars on their way to a full ride! Remember, they ARE possible! Tune in today. Reserve your space for the upcoming scholarship fairs- and grab your own copy of Mrs. M’s books today! You don’t want to miss you! https://www.pacescholarshipacademy.com/ Do you know someone who has lost a parent in South Carolina? The Byrnes Scholars applications are available on Dec. 5 https://byrnesscholars.org/ FFA Scholarship: https://www.ffa.org/participate/grants-and-scholarships/scholarships/ https://www.burgerkingscholarship.com/ https://www.tacobellfoundation.org/ Interested in beco by Scholars & Dollars Podcast

19 min listen

84. High School Classmates Kidnapped - Must Lie & Secretly Kill Each Other To Survive by Baking A Murder

83 min listen

Shared, Facebook Sex and Comparing Brothers by Tantalizing Nature: Stories by Nicole

36 min listen

College Daze: The ONE Word I’d Tell My Younger Self by Girl On Top: ShallonXO

48 min listen

From Little Gamers to College Gamers: Reversing the Long-Term Consequences of Early Gaming Dependency (#164) by ScreenStrong Families

48 min listen

Using Style To Build Identity, Her Grandmother As Inspiration, A Love of Earrings and More w/ Erica Jones: In this episode, I chat with about the story behind her looks, finding her style in college, why she doesn't care about what other people think, balancing professionalism and authenticity, her mom's vintage pictures, why she is a skim the rack kind... by Black Style Anecdotes Podcast

32 min listen

Ep 432: Share and Share Alike by Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

53 min listen

# 193 - Sending Your Kids To College with Jeanne & Margaret: Today, I sit down with my friends Jeanne and Margaret to talk about sending our kids off to college. Jeanne and Margaret have already sent their kids off so I wanted to chat with them before my kids go to college. We talk about how the family dynamic... by Wife of the Party

88 min listen

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