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DREAMLAND

FromTherapy Gecko

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Oct 4, 2020

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Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4.

Released:

Oct 4, 2020

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

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SCANDALS AND WHISPERS: Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforeverDig the show? Support on patreon.com/lyleforever for exclusive streams + more. by Therapy Gecko
97 min listen
Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1: Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko. by Therapy Gecko
48 min listen
DEEP QUAD: Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers.Call the gecko every monday/wednesday/friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
81 min listen
CRAFTING LITTLE MEN: Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
92 min listen
ENEMY BEACH: Stories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé.This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost? by Therapy Gecko
104 min listen
ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom): The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs. by Therapy Gecko
124 min listen
PARANORMAL LUST: Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
89 min listen
ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS: We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more. by Therapy Gecko
117 min listen
TACO BELL UNIVERSITY: Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff. by Therapy Gecko
95 min listen
EYE OF THE GECKO: Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy...Call the gecko every monday/wednesday/friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
76 min listen
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE?: Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her van, a pro-wrestler, and much more. We also consider getting domed in a BDSM dungeon and try to quit cocaine. by Therapy Gecko
103 min listen
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell: Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do? by Therapy Gecko
110 min listen
DREAMLAND: Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4. by Therapy Gecko
90 min listen
NO REGRETS: Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!Call the gecko every monday/wednesday/friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
79 min listen
LOVE??: We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
86 min listen
FOOD FIVE THOUGHT: What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of. by Therapy Gecko
88 min listen
ONLY IN THE SHOWER: Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk to a guy who exclusively pees in the shower. by Therapy Gecko
131 min listen
TRUTHS AND LIES: Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever. by Therapy Gecko
79 min listen
WHIP IT: A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live. by Therapy Gecko
83 min listen
ALL NATURAL LIZARD: Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time. by Therapy Gecko
118 min listen
RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom): The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more.Featuring some help from my pal and personal injury attorney @attorneytom by Therapy Gecko
128 min listen
BANNED AND FORGOTTEN by Therapy Gecko
110 min listen
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD???: This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywhere from 40-70 percent sense. Enough sense to prompt an answer but not too much sense that the answer feels limited. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
134 min listen
MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister): My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and learn firsthand why the gaming industry sucks. by Therapy Gecko
96 min listen
A TALE OF TWO GECKOS: We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever. by Therapy Gecko
80 min listen
THE HOTDOG PHALLICY: One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything. by Therapy Gecko
100 min listen
ROUTINE GECKUP: Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler. by Therapy Gecko
70 min listen
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?: Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an elementary school teacher to call their student a c*nt, and more. Get ready to ingest juicy amounts of character development.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
89 min listen
A WHOLE THING by Therapy Gecko
80 min listen
TWO PHONES: A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long. by Therapy Gecko
81 min listen

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“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”: After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth. Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place. It is a nice day out. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I HATE MY BABY”: A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date. I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”: A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”: A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”: A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”: A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”: A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I AM A PROPHET”: A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
58 min listen
“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”: A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
56 min listen
“I MARRIED A STRANGER”: A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
65 min listen
“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND”: Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
64 min listen
IN THE BASEMENT: A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
64 min listen
“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”: A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails. Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz. Watch the full park video [here]. Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF: A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT: A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life. Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness. DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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THE PEPSI QUEST: A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad. Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling. Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up. Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS: A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”: A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop. Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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