ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS

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ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS

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117 minutes

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Mar 24, 2021

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We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more.

Released:

Mar 24, 2021

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Titles in the series (100)

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

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PARANORMAL LUST: Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
89 min listen
ENEMY BEACH: Stories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé.This week’s questions: Do you have any enemies? What activates you? Have you ever been lost? by Therapy Gecko
104 min listen
ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom): The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career arsonist, anarchy on the road, and spicy encounters underneath a bridge. In the second half we speak with a musician with a tough identity dilemma, lie about shitting on the floor, and wonder if dogs know they are dogs. by Therapy Gecko
124 min listen
DEEP QUAD: Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a caller who hates all the other callers.Call the gecko every monday/wednesday/friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
81 min listen
CRAFTING LITTLE MEN: Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
92 min listen
Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1: Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.Explore conversations on repressed sex dreams, Taco Bell gang wars, hallucinations, witchcraft, and much more. Welcome to Therapy Gecko. by Therapy Gecko
48 min listen
LOVE??: We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
86 min listen
HOT ICE: Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from friends after they burn your grandma’s house down and show you their grand plan to kill their dad.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
78 min listen
ONLY IN THE SHOWER: Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventional way of getting revenge on a roommate and talk to a guy who exclusively pees in the shower. by Therapy Gecko
131 min listen
SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell: Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make some extra cash. This week’s questions: How hath thou sinned? Are we compatible? What can you do? by Therapy Gecko
110 min listen
WHIP IT: A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.We also speak to an aspiring hentai artist, a beekeeper, and a lady who owns several rats. Plus Geck considers abandoning his life and moving to Thailand AND we end with a special guest appearance from Max Simonet of Adult Swim’s FishCenter Live. by Therapy Gecko
83 min listen
ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS: We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more. by Therapy Gecko
117 min listen
A TALE OF TWO GECKOS: We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation through the knees. Later my sister Chloe makes a guest appearance and we determine the difference between having friends and being in a cult.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever. by Therapy Gecko
80 min listen
BANNED AND FORGOTTEN by Therapy Gecko
110 min listen
TIRES AND TIRED: A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.Use the code GECKO for 20% off at checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com. The podcast has ads now and I use the money to buy cigarettes for the elderly. Sometimes I keep one of the cigarettes for myself. I don’t smoke but I thought it would look cool to maybe just hold a cigarette. I don’t know what I’m talking about any more. Listen to the podcast. So I can get more ad money to buy more cigarettes for the elderly. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
120 min listen
THE HOTDOG PHALLICY: One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We also follow up with Wednesday The Witch and a woman who puts ketchup on everything. by Therapy Gecko
100 min listen
ALL NATURAL LIZARD: Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyone thinking I’m high all the time. by Therapy Gecko
118 min listen
SCANDALS AND WHISPERS: Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforeverDig the show? Support on patreon.com/lyleforever for exclusive streams + more. by Therapy Gecko
97 min listen
DREAMLAND: Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss morality using Toy Story 4. by Therapy Gecko
90 min listen
GARBAGE GECK: I ask callers if they’ve ever eaten from the garbage. Stories include getting diarrhea on a first date, dumpster diving outside the grocery store, drinking coach roach juice, and more. One geck’s trash is another geck's treasure. by Therapy Gecko
84 min listen
MAJOR LEAGUE GECKO: A nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Come get gecked. We're going nuts. Free geck for everyone. by Therapy Gecko
135 min listen
A VERY SICK GECKO: I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fleshlight, and more. Later in the episode we have a mini concert and go to the zoo. It’s a doozy!!! HOOO WEEE!!!! by Therapy Gecko
105 min listen
TACO BELL UNIVERSITY: Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff. by Therapy Gecko
95 min listen
ROUTINE GECKUP: Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler. by Therapy Gecko
70 min listen
MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister): My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak with someone addicted to stalking people online and learn firsthand why the gaming industry sucks. by Therapy Gecko
96 min listen
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?: Callers tell us their deepest secrets - including a desire to have sex with a minotaur, their first time getting pegged, a spicy calendar photoshoot from their college years, and more. Don’t tell anyone. by Therapy Gecko
91 min listen
FOOD FIVE THOUGHT: What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of. by Therapy Gecko
88 min listen
NO REGRETS: Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!Call the gecko every monday/wednesday/friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
79 min listen
RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS: Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey. by Therapy Gecko
97 min listen
TRUTHS AND LIES: Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever. by Therapy Gecko
79 min listen

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“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”: A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
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ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS

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