“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”

THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND: A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. by Therapy Gecko

52 min listen

IN THE BASEMENT: A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum. The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF: A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBIT”: A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

53 min listen

“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”: A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around. Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend.  Color within the lines. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”: After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

71 min listen

THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS: A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”: A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”: A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”: A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”: A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life. Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with. I like your haircut. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE”: A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes. Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows. Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”: A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”: A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners. Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage. Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

52 min listen

“I PARTY IN THE SEWER”: A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish. Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult. I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”: A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

“I AM A PROPHET”: A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I MAY GET DEPORTED”: An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation. Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by a medical condition, and a final caller meditates on whether or not he’s a sex addict. Roll a 9 or higher to have a good day. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

49 min listen

THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT: A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life. Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness. DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

52 min listen

“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”: A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better. Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch streamer to get back at an ex. Do some dilly-dallying today. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

THE PEPSI QUEST: A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad. Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling. Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up. Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”: A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

50 min listen

“I MARRIED A STRANGER”: A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

65 min listen

“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”: A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

TALES FROM THE TRAIL: A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

“MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST”: A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew. Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here. I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

72 min listen

“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND”: Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart. A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport. The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY: A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

53 min listen

“WE ARE FUCKED”: A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree. Then a caller tells me about her unorthodox childhood that involved her mom running an escort agency.  The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

49 min listen

“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”: A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

68 min listen

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