RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS

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RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS

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97 minutes

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May 2, 2021

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Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey.

Released:

May 2, 2021

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Podcast episode

Titles in the series (100)

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

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CRAFTING LITTLE MEN: Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respect us.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
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TRUTHS AND LIES: Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking lot of Home Depot.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever. by Therapy Gecko
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NO REGRETS: Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!!Call the gecko every monday/wednesday/friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
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SCANDALS AND WHISPERS: Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ego.Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforeverDig the show? Support on patreon.com/lyleforever for exclusive streams + more. by Therapy Gecko
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A VERY SICK GECKO: I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whether or not to buy a heating accessory for your fleshlight, and more. Later in the episode we have a mini concert and go to the zoo. It’s a doozy!!! HOOO WEEE!!!! by Therapy Gecko
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RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS: Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey. by Therapy Gecko
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LOVE??: We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating anime fan, explore long distance relationships, and take a piss.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
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GECKIN' IT UP BIG: Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode. I would never lie to you. Unless I had something to gain. Which I guess I do in this case. Ok. Hope u listen. by Therapy Gecko
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TACO BELL UNIVERSITY: Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more. We also discuss the benefits of working at Taco Bell while living at your Grandma’s place and learn about cult stuff. by Therapy Gecko
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RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS

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