“I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO”

“I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM”: A caller dating a computer controlled sim named “Monica” calls in to get some thoughts on the situation. Then we hear about a caller’s experience with shock therapy treatment, and talk to a former 3rd grade bully, an artist trying to create alone, and a final caller whose holiday gathering ended abruptly when everyone was bothered with the race of his Santa Claus figurine. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ AUSTRALIA DATES ARE COMING SOON I PROMISE. They do not have wifi under the sea. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”: A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”: A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. I am on tour right now and the shows have been very fun. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

THE SHIT PILLOW: A caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack. Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

"I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY": A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to. Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Australia, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

THE BART SIMPSON CYST: A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

“I AM A PROPHET”: A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses. Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs. Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”: A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”: A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber. Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

THE PROXY MARRIAGE: A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months. Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com Try going outside. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I HAVE 7 KIDS”: One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one. Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Watch your step. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”: After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

71 min listen

“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”: A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

50 min listen

"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG": A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states. Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber.Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM": A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship. Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD: A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there. Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT” by Therapy Gecko

63 min listen

“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”: An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING”: Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/ Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA TODAY: https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

THE PSYCHEDELIC CAT EXPERIENCE: An extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill. Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK”: A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBIT”: A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

53 min listen

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”: I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby. Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY: A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

53 min listen

BLACK MARKET VIAGRA: Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”: A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND: A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. by Therapy Gecko

52 min listen

“I WAS LOST AT SEA”: A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I MARRIED A STRANGER”: A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

65 min listen

ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF: A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts. Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

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