Brophy: What every lady needs

By Ashon Thadon

Claudia Mitchell needed a man. Not just any man but a man that would give what she needed mentally as well as physically. The question was where you found those types of males? Claudia just find out there is a website that features all those types or men and more. She's about to leave all those lame men behind and get her a BROPHY. But sometimes you need to read the fine print especially when looking for love. 

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookRix
• Release date: Sep 12, 2017
• ISBN: 9783743832183

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dedication

 Dedicated to my Kaia...hope she finds a real Brophy

Chapter 1 

The name

Claudia Mitchell needed a man. Not just any man but a man that would give what she needed mentally as well as physically. The question was where do you found those types of males? All the men she ever encountered only wanted the physical part and only barely gave her enough conversation before they tried to pull their dick out. Claudia had a lot of bad luck dealing with those sorts of men and they were all over.

Claudia could understand why men wanted to get physical with her right away. Claudia was what you would call a chocolate bombshell. She was 5’5, thick thighs, hazel eyes, long black hair and yes it was all hers. To top it off, she had a massive chest. Those 36 Double Dees were no joke in an outfit and looked extra succulent when they were caught bouncing. Plus she had a nice sized waist with a 40 inch backside you could smack and see waves coming at you. But Claudia wanted to be more than a sex symbol for the lusty boys she attracted. She wanted her mind to be stimulated as well as her loins. She wanted someone that respected her thoughts not just craved her body. She needed a…

Brophy, her friend, Angie Waters, had suggested one night returning home from a night club and having to deal with a ton of horny men that couldn’t take a ‘no, I don’t want to dance’ for an answer.

Angie was in the midst of driving Claudia home and as usual, Claudia was complaining about her night having to put up with thirsty men when Angie brought up the term.

Brophy? Claudia asked puzzled.

Yeah, it’s like the male version of a trophy girlfriend, Angie replied like she was surprised Claudia didn’t know about the term.

Why would we need a trophy boyfriend? Claudia asked. I can get a fine ass nigga any day of the week and he still would be stupid. Not only that, he would want to get in between my legs faster because he thinks he’s sexy and he deserves it.

You misunderstanding me, Angie laughed. Not a gigolo type dude that uses his looks but a guy that’s both smart and sexy. Like a dude you can take anywhere and show off but still stimulate you in the mind department.

Claudia looked at her friend like she lost her mind.

Uh huh, Claudia laughed. That’s what I need. I need a Brophy.

I’m serious, Angie said. There are really out there. My friend at work Tonya got with a brophy. He’s one of the finest brothers you ever seen and he smart like book smart. Like he’s a sexy ass, what’s a smart motherfucker I’ve heard of, Einstein.

Does he have bushy hair and glasses?

I’m really serious. She introduced me to him. Brother is bad.

And where she met him?

Glad you asked. Off a website called Brophy dot com.

Off a website? Claudia laughed harder. What is this, some Catfish shit?

No, bitch, it’s the real deal, Angie let out a laugh too. I wouldn’t believe if I didn’t see the brother with my own eyes.

I’ve seen your coworker Tonya, Claudia said with a side eye. I mean she’s not exactly the type of girl to…I’m just saying.

Exactly, Angie replied like she was in total agreement. "The bitch ain’t exactly star material but she does have a man and the brother’s all that. I don’t know if he’s blind, crazy or just don’t judge but he’s with her. I mean if I saw them walking down the street I would be like ‘what the fuck is he doing?’ But to each its own. I’m not going to knock her."

So why you don’t try it? Claudia asked curiously.

The same reason you thinking, Angie answered. It’s sounds too good to be true. I mean I really didn’t even hear about this shit until a month ago but some have. They try to keep it a secret. I mean I would too if that website is producing niggas like Clyde Hendrix.

Hmmm, was all Claudia said.

How about this… Angie was hesitant at first then finally said it. Come to my house tomorrow and we’ll check it out. If it’s on the level, we’ll try it.

Cool, bitch, I’m with you, Claudia said as Angie pulled up in front of Claudia’s apartment building. Tomorrow, we’ll see if we can get a Brophy.  

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Claudia couldn’t believe she was so ecstatic about looking at a website but she was. She really was looking forward to seeing what it was about. Angie had sent a picture of the guy that Angie’s coworker was dating and Claudia’s jaw dropped. If there were brothers fine like that on the website, she had to check it out for sure.

Claudia was giddy all day waiting to get off work. She had a silly grin on her face all day and she thought the work day would never end. When it finally hit 5 0’ clock, she practically jetted out the office.

Angie had told her to come around 8 o’clock and Claudia agreed. She actually was getting dressed up like she was going on a real date when all she was doing was looking at a website but she didn’t care. She might find someone that night to hook up with. Claudia was a person that always thought ahead.

Angie answered her front door in flip flops and pajamas and was wondering why Claudia came to her door looking like they were going clubbing. Claudia saw the head scarf wrapped around Angie’s head and laughed.

Sorry, Miss Superstar, Angie laughed as Claudia walked in. I thought we was viewing a website not debuting on Miss Twerk A Lot live video stream cam.

Hey, I dress for whatever I do, Claudia said. If I’m going shopping for gorgeous men with brains, I need to make sure I have the right equipment to reel them in.

Uh huh, Angie said. Well sit your fast ass down in the living room and I’ll bring out the laptop. I’ll admit that I took a sneak peek before you got here and I must say if those brothers that are on there are real, we’re going to have some fun.

Claudia found her seat on the couch and Angie walked into her bedroom to get the laptop.

I ordered some pizza if that’s alright? Angie said walking out the bedroom with the laptop. I mean you dressed like I should have taken you out so I can get some.

Shut up, stupid, Claudia smiled. And let’s see the goods.

Ok, impatient heifer, Angie said then sat down on the couch beside her. She placed the laptop on the coffee table in front of them and loaded up the website.

You ready? Angie asked with a big smile on her face.

Yeah, this is like the Date Olympics, Claudia joked as the website came up.

The first thing that came on the screen was the website’s name and a picture of a tall, muscular, dark skinned man with a silk scarf covering his eyes. He was shirtless showing off his perfect abs and luscious physique. The show shopped just above waist level and the name of website BROPHY appeared right under. There was a subline that read ‘Every lady deserves a Brophy." Then there was the disclaimer information below that which Angie and Claudia didn’t bother to read before clicking ‘Enter’.

The website rolled out with a list of men, broken up by age, profession, schooling, ethnicity, race, and spoken languages. Each name came with a profile and a picture of the man in question. The site credited itself on no false advertisement, what you see is what you get. No Photoshop, all authentic was the motto of the site. But that went for the ladies that were applying to the site as well. Four pictures had to be given in to register and each picture would be put in a scrambler to show it was an original not a touchup.

Damn, they thorough, Claudia expressed.

Yeah, they don’t want no fat colossus bitch claiming she a bikini model trying to get one of these fine ass men, Angie replied. Their claim is that they give you truth, the same should be returned. The men are non-judgmental according to the site and they will agree to the date if you abide by the guidelines. But it’s up to the person and them to bond or connect or have that chemistry. All these men are looking for someone to be with and realize sometimes it’s best to put your luck out in the universe and watch and see if it comes back to you. A date is not an agreement to a relationship; it is just a meeting venture to determine a future outtake.

You sound like the damn website spokeswoman, Claudia said.

Okay, I did more than take a peek, Angie admitted and laughed. But you see they aren’t playing.

Shit, if bitches get a hold of this site, the sky is the limit, Claudia said.

We will have a sea of ugly bitches with fine ass men, Angie added.

Not to that extreme, Claudia said. "But yeah, there would be an