Burnt Out (NHB Modern Plays)
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But things take a sinister turn when, living opposite a bonfire site, they unwittingly become the targets of a hate campaign involving missing animals, graffiti and explosions…
Gary Mitchell's play Burnt Out is a blackly comic psychological thriller exposing the darker side of suburban life. It was first performed in 2023 at the Lyric Theatre Belfast, as part of the Belfast International Arts Festival.
Gary Mitchell is a British playwright based in Northern Ireland. His plays, many of them political thrillers about contemporary life in Belfast, have been widely performed, and he has been called 'Northern Ireland's greatest playwright' (Guardian).
'His writing has the blazing conviction of lived experience combined with an unfashionable relish for strong plots. His best work has a stomach-churning intensity' Daily Telegraph
'A domestic psychodrama laced with menace and sardonic humour, informed by Mitchell's own experiences… genuinely shocking, with an explosive, surreal climax' The Stage
Gary Mitchell
Gary Mitchell is a British playwright based in Northern Ireland. His plays, many of them political thrillers about contemporary life in Belfast, have been widely performed, and he has been called 'Northern Ireland's greatest playwright' (Guardian). His stage plays include In a Little World of Our Own (Abbey Theatre, Dublin, 1997), As the Beast Sleeps (Abbey Theatre, 1998), Tearing the Loom (Lyric Belfast, 1998), Trust (Royal Court Upstairs, London, 1999), The Force of Change (Royal Court, 2000, winner of the George Devine Award and the Evening Standard Award for Most Promising Playwright), Loyal Women (Royal Court, 2003) and Burnt Out (Lyric, Belfast, 2023).
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Burnt Out (NHB Modern Plays) - Gary Mitchell
Scene One
MICHAEL and CHERYL finish their candlelit dinner. CHERYL begins to clear the table.
MICHAEL. You can’t stand the mess for one night, can you?
CHERYL. I’m doing you a favour, buddy, don’t question my motives. Am I giving this to Lancer or are we thinking of heating it up later on?
MICHAEL. Don’t wake the dog. I’ll clear the table while you search for a movie.
CHERYL. As soon as you open the door the cat will walk in.
MICHAEL. That’s hardly likely. I haven’t seen her today at all.
CHERYL. I saw her when I fed her at lunchtime.
MICHAEL. No you didn’t because the ham I cut up for her was still on the top of her dish.
CHERYL. You said you weren’t going to give her ham any more.
MICHAEL takes the dishes away. CHERYL moves the table to the side of the room. MICHAEL returns. CHERYL dances.
Do you want to dance?
MICHAEL. Have you forgotten how many times I stood on your feet at our wedding?
CHERYL. Maybe we should watch the wedding DVD and jog my memory.
MICHAEL. I don’t want to put the TV on any more. I want to talk about something.
CHERYL. I knew there was a reason for you making the dinner. Let’s hear it.
MICHAEL. Don’t be saying it like I had a plan, I just wanted to make the dinner so we could have a nice night. I suggested watching a movie.
CHERYL. And now you’ve changed your mind because you want to talk about something. This might work on the children you teach but it doesn’t work on me.
MICHAEL. Cheryl? First of all, I can’t slide anything by the children; they’re getting smarter every year. And secondly, this really has just come to my mind.
CHERYL. Is it about the animals? Promise me, we’re not going to argue about letting Lancer sleep inside the house. He’s a guard dog, not a house dog. I don’t want him getting soft and I’m not going to let you use him as an excuse to let the cat sleep on our bed.
MICHAEL. I’m well aware you think I should be throwing Scamper out at night. Lancer’s your dog, so he sleeps where you say he sleeps.
CHERYL. Stop stalling. Just ask me so we can get it over with.
MICHAEL. A conversation isn’t something you get over with; a conversation is something to be enjoyed.
CHERYL. Are you enjoying this one?
MICHAEL. How happy would you say you were right now?
CHERYL. Do you mean right now this second?
MICHAEL. No, I mean, in life, day to day, living with me and the two pets, in this house, going to work, all that, how happy would you say you were? On a scale of one to ten, one being completely miserable, contemplating suicide and ten being you just won the EuroMillions.
CHERYL. Give me an example of a five.
MICHAEL. I can’t think of a five. Why, do you feel like a five?
CHERYL. If I say nine will you put a movie on?
MICHAEL. I only want you to say nine if you mean nine.
CHERYL. Okay. Nine.
MICHAEL. Me too. Now, what would make it a ten?
CHERYL. You just said, winning the EuroMillions.
MICHAEL. What else though? Can you think of something that would make us feel like ten without winning anything or without involving luck, just something that we could decide to do that would make us so happy we would say ten?
CHERYL. I don’t know what would make us a ten. But you do, right?
MICHAEL. I have an idea. That’s all. We’ve been together for a long time now and I think we’ve done really well with the dog and the cat. We take good care of them.
CHERYL. We’re not getting another animal, Michael. No way. We’ve stopped going out because of the two animals we already have.
MICHAEL. I want to have a baby.
CHERYL. I want you to have a baby too, but science just hasn’t developed enough.
MICHAEL. I lied. I’m ten. I’m the luckiest, happiest person in the world and I want to spread that happiness. We have enough money, we have the house, we have two cars, two pets and we have each other. Sometimes I think nothing could happen in the whole wide world to damage what we have…
CHERYL. Don’t say that. Don’t ever say ‘nothing could damage what we have’ because that’s just like opening a door to every evil under the sun.
MICHAEL. We’re not superstitious.
CHERYL. Let’s take a step back and think about how we ended up being so happy. You had your life as a competent, primary-school teacher and I had my life as a hot, sexy hairdresser and then we came together. We pooled our resources and made ourselves happier. I own my own salon now and you’re chasing the vice principal job and you’re going to get it one day, I know it. Now, when you lived in your house and I lived in my house we were both paying mortgages. Now, we only pay half a mortgage each. We also pay half the electric and gas bills each.
MICHAEL. Which means we can afford a baby now.
CHERYL. Let me finish. You have a cat and I have a dog. And we both agreed that when they die, we won’t be getting any more animals.
MICHAEL. Because we will have children.
CHERYL. No, because that will end the vet bills, the pet food bills, the cleaning up.
MICHAEL. Not everything is about money.
CHERYL. I know it isn’t. It’s about compromise. I love my dog and you love your cat. I have practical reasons for having a dog and you have your silly reasons for having a cat. But I am prepared to forgo the benefits of a dog because it would be wrong for me to ask you to give up your cat while I keep my dog.
MICHAEL. I