"Block Off" Writers Block! How to Kill Writers Block Forever!: Copy Gold Rush Series, #2

By kj jensen

Have you ever been so "stuck" mentally that you couldn't write a thing?  

 

Writing seems so simple, but many face a mental block that stops their writing cold.

 

Good news….

 

You can fix it! In fact you can tell your writer's block to "BLOCK OFF"!

This guide aims to get your plugged pipes unstuck, to turn your mental constipation into mental diahrrea.

Gross analogy, but it works.

 

You can beat writers block.

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1) A literal treasure trove of material that you can legally "steal" from to glean writing ideas and themes.

2) How WED can help you get unstuck mentally.

3) How a trick used by great comedian Jerry Seinfeld can help you keep your writing skills razor sharp!

4) How "growing your compost" heap can keep your mental garden fertile and lush.

5) How not to imitate the Beatles when it comes to documenting your thoughts.

6) Why you shouldn't plagarize your idols but _______ them instead.

7)  How reading can save your writing career..

8) How reaching out to your heroes can jumpstart your writing prowess!

 

And many more! 

 

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• Language: English
• Publisher: kj jensen
• Release date: Oct 30, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223103011

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Chapter 1: Introduction: Block Off, Writer’s Block!

"Here I sit

Brokenhearted.

Tried to Poop,

But only Farted!"

Quite an introduction, hey?

I am not just being crude for shock value here. (although that’s not a bad idea...)

This limerick connects to a story about my past.

This cute little poem got me fired from my construction job at a pub back in the day!

No, I didn’t write it, another dufus named Mikey on my crew did..

He scrawled this limerick  with pencil in the bathroom of a pub we were constructing.

The manager saw it and fired my whole team immediately during a late Friday night.

I was fired when I wasn’t even there for something I didn’t even do and I wasn’t even there when it happened!!

All because of Mikey!

What a dumbass!

Ryan, my one friend on another crew who got me the job, knew about it and couldn’t even tell me until Monday.

See, we were hanging out at a Pixies show on Saturday and he didn’t want to ruin the show by telling me. He did tell my other friend at the show what really happened, which was awkward when she asked me about it.  Man, was she confused, or so I thought. 

I told her I just got paid, not fired!

He did fess up about it on Sunday, a day after the show ended. He let me know not to come into work on Monday. 

Weird thing was....

It turns out I really dodged a bullet when I got canned!

Basically, the owner stopped paying the rest of the crews entirely a few weeks later.

Eventually the co-owners ran away with the money and the place was closed in a few months. Last time I heard, there were multiple lawsuits between the owners and the construction company. I drove by recently and it’s now a daycare!

The place was wild! 

Here’s another funny story:

Tommy was a bartender who worked in the pub when it opened. One day he asked his co-worker Allan for a favor.  He needed to use his truck to run an urgent errand. Allan reluctantly agreed, and asked him to buy him a Sprite when he returned the truck in a couple hours..

Tommy agreed, took the truck and split. 

And then he never came back!

His girlfriend came around the workplace and informed everyone that Tommy had a major drug problem.  Apparently he was known for week-long coke benders. Allan almost pooped in his pants when he heard the