Stuck on Another Island with My Boss's Daughter: Stuck on An Island

By Kino Ren

Xavier: Why are we doing this again? Melanie, what did you do this time? Did you anger the BL gods or something?

 

Melanie: I ain't done nothing! Just look the tags of this book! Do you see Yaoi?! Noooooo, just comedy and romance.

 

Paula: The only comedy I see here is Xavier's face. Ahahahahahaha. Just look how pathetic it is on the cover.

 

Fiona: I'm just here so I don't get fined.

 

Ned: WHAT ARE YOU DIPSHITS DOING? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOOK DESCRIPTION SECTION. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT.

 

Paula: What do you mean, I just did!

 

Melanie: Yeah! Plus the title is pretty self-explanatory.

 

Xavier: Sigh... Here we go again.
 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kino Ren
• Release date: Aug 22, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223689294

Kino Ren

Kino Ren was born in Florida, grew up in Illinois, and spends most of his time procrastinating from doing work. He enjoys playing chess, watching anime, reading webnovels, drinking beer, traveling, and doing nothing of significant importance as he wanders aimlessly through life though he does always tell himself otherwise. He has a degree in Mathematics at the University of Illinois that he has used exactly 0 times and a minor in English which he has used exactly one time. He is currently located in Tokyo, Japan and works as a English teacher. Oh… and I suppose he enjoys this so called writing thing too.

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Prologue

Ismiled as I looked down at the text on my phone. 

Cya in a week. Good luck at University! Gnight. – Melanie. 

2 weeks had passed since the events of the first island incident and a week since our cruise ship docked.

Marry me, Fiona! Paula shouted from the top of her lungs as soon as we stepped off the ship. Fiona however, just looked at her with her usual blank expression. 

I’m leaving the country. 

What!

I’m going back to Canada; I hope I never see you again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Paula cried dropping to her knees and banging her fist onto the ground. Melanie and I just laughed witnessing the sight.

Say, Xavier...

Yeah?

When I looked down at Melanie she appeared flustered slightly as she twirled her hair.

You want my phone number? I live pretty close you know.

Oh uh sure... yeah it would be nice to hang out. Maybe we can go on an adventure?

Yeah! Like to the Animal Kingdom.

Ahahaha... if you pay for the trip maybe,

Since then Melanie and I had been texting back and forth. She kept in contact with Fiona as well who sent pictures of herself riding a moose in Canada. As for Paula, she retained her job of being Melanie’s bodyguard after the cruise trip, for a few days at least.

Have you seen her around? Melanie texted me earlier today, She’s been MIA for 2 days now.

Don’t think so, I texted back, I’m sure she’ll turn up eventually.

Whatever, to be honest, she wasn’t a very good bodyguard.

Yeah....

I turned off my phone preparing to end the conversation, the memories of the island seemed so distant now. 

Urghh... why must real life be so boring, I sighed as I dredged the thought of taking marketing classes the next day. If only...

*Beep*

My text message alert sounded. On my phone was a picture of a cat that Melanie used as her profile photo. I raised an eyebrow and unlocked my phone.

Say, Xavier... I know school starts tomorrow, but are you free next weekend?

My heart skipped a beat.

Oh my god, it's happeninggggg, I thought. Alright keep it cool keep it cool.

Uhhh sure... no plans as of now, what’s up?

I was just wondering since I’m not really doing anything next week either if you wanted to hang out somewhere?

Oh god, what do I say? I thought, This is a date right? She’s asking me out on a date? Okay... keep it cool keep it cool.

Sure, anyplace in particular you want to go?

Mmmm... I’ve been thinking about a few places. I’m serious about the Animal Kingdom; I heard that place is sick!

I’m pretty sure it’s just a huge zoo...

Yeah, a huge zoo where you can be with the animals. You think they have cats there?

I'm pretty sure they have cafes if that's all you want to see...

We conversed back and forth for a while discussing what to do and where to go. In the end, though, we couldn’t really think of an adequate destination. Everything seemed so boring in comparison to the island.

Well, whatever... She finally texted, It doesn’t really matter where we go, I just want something to do next week. It’s getting pretty late anyways we can discuss this later. Cya in a week. Good luck at University. Gnight.

Gnight! I texted back. As I did, a grin appeared on my face as I put my phone back on my desk.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh oh my god, a date, I’m actually going on a date with Melanie ahahahahahaha.

I said out loud as I began hugging my pillow and rolling around in my bed. 

This is the greatest day of my life! I said out loud again. I stopped rolling for a moment.

Wait but... what do I wear? Should I get some cologne? No no this is Melanie we’re talking about. I literally know her; it’s not some random first date. Keep it casual yeah yeah casual casual.

Despite those words, however, I still couldn’t contain my excitement as I began hugging my pillow again.

Oh, whatever, it doesn’t matter where we go as long as I’m with you, I said as I closed my eyes and began kissing my pillow. 

Ohhhh Melanie you’re so cute you know that?

I began making out furiously with my pillow.

Mmmmmm I bet that tasted good didn’t it.

As I opened my eyes again, however...

I bet that tasted...

I noticed a pair of legs next to my bed. 

Good

I froze in place. As I looked up from the legs to see who was there, the scariest thing possible appeared in front of me. A demon who haunted my every nightmare. A monster who showed absolutely no mercy towards me and my feelings and who at the time was wearing a red sweatshirt and blue jeans. A certain well-endowed woman, with blonde hair, and a smartphone out recording me.

Pau... Paula?!

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh my god

She burst into laughter falling to the ground. 

Oh my god, I can’t believe you... ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Paula what the hell why are you... did you record me just now?

Yep check it out!

She raised up her smartphone and began playing my shameful actions.

Ohhhh Melanie you’re so cute you...

AHHHHHHHH DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW! I shouted trying to grab her phone. Unfortunately, Paula’s reaction was too quick as she held her phone away causing me to fall onto the ground instead. 

Hell no, this is the exact kind of blackmail I need for you to help me.

Help... Paula, what the hell are you talking about? I said looking up. And why the hell are you even here? Melanie told me you’ve been missing for 2 days.

You ever heard of the show ‘Breaking Bad’?

...

It’s about this chemistry teacher who...

YES, I’VE HEARD OF BREAKING BAD! I shouted sitting back on my bed. 

Oh good then you know the plot.

... I don’t like where this is going.

*Wee-hoooo Wee-hoooo*

... Paula?

Yeah?

Why do I hear police sirens outside my house?

Ahhhhh well, long story.

As she said that, she reached into her sweatshirt pocket and pulled out some bags filled with white powder.

Is that...

$10,000 worth of pure snow baby.

...

Paula Newman, put your hands up! We have you surrounded! a voice from outside shouted.

Yeah sooo... dipshit, as you can see I’m in a bit of a bind right now. Money’s just too good to stay off the streets you know. So, think you can help me out?

So much for character development... also hell no! Get the hell out of my...

But before I could finish my sentence, Paula held up her smartphone again.

Ohhhh Melanie you’re so cute you know that? Mmmmm...

I still have Melanie’s phone number so...

Alright alright! I said covering my ears in embarrassment. What do you want?

Oh not much, just you know, a ride out of here. You have a license, don’t you? I’m pretty sure they teach everyone to drive in high school.

...

You do know how to drive right?

... You are so lucky my parents are still in Alaska.

Hurriedly we raced down to my garage. As we both got on and opened the garage door, however...

Put your hands up and no one gets hurt!

Standing outside were several cop cars lined up on the street as well as a few cops outside with their pistols up.

Shit Paula what do we do, I think you should just...

Move aside dipshit!

The delinquent grabbed the keys from my hand threw me into the shotgun seat and got into the driver’s seat herself. With no hesitation, she started the engine and began backing up my dad's car.

Paula, Paula what are you...

FUCK THE POPO! She shouted as she crashed into a few cops before hitting the acceleration. 

Paula what the hell! I’m pretty sure you just killed a few cops.

Nah they’ll be fine! This is my stance against police brutality anyways.

Somehow I doubt that was on your mind just now...

The cops began shooting at us with a few bullets shattering the tail lights but nothing damaging enough that could prevent Paula from speeding across the whole neighborhood until she reached the main road. 

Hell yeah! They won’t catch us if we just blend in. Where do you think we should go? Canada maybe? I miss toots. That’s not far from Miami right?

... You have no idea how geography works do you?

Not at all!

Paula Newman please stop your car, we have you surrounded.

Suddenly a light flashed from above. 

What the...

As I looked out the window and looked up, I noticed a helicopter flying and shining a light down at us.

"Don’t worry, I know exactly what to