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How to Kill a Priest
How to Kill a Priest
How to Kill a Priest
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There are many ways to kill a priest: hire a Viking to split him with an axe, persuade a mob boss to shoot him with a gun, send a pretty woman to poison him. However, none of that is legal. And not only that, if anyone connects you with your hitman, you will end up in prison, where every second seems like an eternity. But there is a more efficient way, and it is in complete accordance with the law - keep asking him the right questions until he gets a heart attack. You can do it in the church while he is preaching, and nobody shall be able to dispute you. I silenced many priests for good and wrote this manual for everyone who wants to do the same.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherLulu.com
Release dateJun 29, 2023
ISBN9781312412873
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    How to Kill a Priest - Blasphemous

    How to Kill a Priest

    By Blasphemous

    Volume 1

    How to Kill a Priest

    Copyright © 2023 by Blasphemous

    ISBN: 978-1-312-41287-3

    Edited by Taboo World Publishing All rights reserved.

    No portion of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher or author, except as permitted by U.S. copyright law.

    How to Kill a Priest?

    Prologue

    Science Equals Religion?

    Can God Create a Rock He Cannot Lift?

    Why Does God Create Homosexuals?

    Was Jesus Rightfully Crucified?

    Does God Induce People to Commit Suicide?

    Is God in Hell? The Question of Omnipresence

    Does Everything Include Nothing?

    How Could God Ask Abraham to Sacrifice his Infant Son Isaac?

    What is Beginning?

    Who Created Darkness?

    Why Did God Need to Rest?

    Do You Doubt?

    God Isn’t Real

    Is God Sexist?

    Cheap Labour

    Why Is Masturbation Bad?

    God’s Will Suicide

    Abortion is Murder? Rape and Birth

    Why is Sex Outside the Marriage Bad?

    Why is Euthanasia Bad?

    Sins of Parents – Is God Sinful?

    Killing Family and Changing it Like People Are Things!?

    50 Brief Questions and Comments to Make Your Priest Get a Heart Attack

    About Blasphemous

    OTHER TITLES BY TABOO WORLD PUBLISHING

    Prologue

    If you go east far enough, it becomes west. Is it the same with good and evil?

    Science Equals Religion?

    Be very polite when talking to your priest. You want to beat him on his ground, in his game, according to his rules.

    Raise your hand when he makes a pause in his preaching, stand up, look at him kindly, and politely say, Forgive me Father but I must ask, why do we always connect faith with religion? The whole science is founded on faith. Every scientific law is based on induction. And induction is based on a belief that something is going to happen because it happened so many times before under the same or similar circumstances. Take the sunrise for example. We have no proof there will be another morning but the fact that there were so many mornings before.

    Your priest might like the way you think. He will probably respond that it’s beautiful you have given this topic such deep thought.

    Be free to continue, "Due to that fact, isn’t faith

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