Humour of a Housewife

By Sarah Towler

Do you ever feel like your husband’s antics have pushed you to the brink of madness? If so, you’ll find comfort in Humour of a Housewife, a collection of witty poems that hilariously capture the trials and tribulations of daily life. From navigating the chaos of kids to the misadventures of a less-than-perfect spouse, these poems offer a humorous take on the ups and downs of being a housewife. So pour yourself a glass of wine, sit back, and let the laughter begin!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers
• Release date: Jun 23, 2023
• ISBN: 9781528942591

Sarah Towler

Sarah Towler… just a mum making her way through mum life, house wife and life in general.

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About the Author

Sarah Towler… just a mum making her way through mum life, house wife and life in general.

Dedication

My three boys

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Messy House

Dirty dishes, food on the floor

Sticky fingers, dust galore

Flattened cushions and lots of clothes

Where do they all come from?

Nobody knows

Odd socks, dirty pants

Untidy bedrooms, Mummy’s rants

Stray cups and dishes, lots of stress

Where does it all come from?

I couldn’t guess

Lego pieces, random cars

More dirty glasses than local bars

A sweeping brush a shovel a hoe

Where does it all come from?

I do not know

Sticker books, paper and pens

Sheets on the floor from make-believe dens

More clothes on the washing line

Where does it all come from?

This family of mine

The house looks like a bomb exploded

The washing machine is