Maybe Ghost Stories
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Step into a world of delightful absurdity with this collection of ridiculous ghost stories! Within the pages of this book, you'll encounter spine-tingling tales filled with hilarious twists and mind-boggling scenarios. From haunted rubber ducks to mischievous spirits with a penchant for baking banana bread, each story will leave you in stitches while simultaneously giving you chills. With a perfect blend of the supernatural and the absurd, this collection promises to tickle your funny bone and ignite your imagination. Prepare to embark on a side-splitting journey into the realm of ghostly hilarity that will leave you eagerly turning page after page. So, grab a copy, sit back, and get ready for a wild and laughter-filled ride through these delightfully ridiculous ghost stories!
Matti Charlton
Matti Charlton is writer, designer and recording artist. They live in Toronto, Canada with their service dog, Quentin.Matti is autistic, queer and transgender and writes passionately about social issues and modern technology; most recently, with their book "Homelessness broke ChatGPT" casting a critical eye on the bias of the popular AI software. Matti has also written several children's books and young adult novels.Matti is an advocate for trans issues, mental health and poverty, especially homelessness and addiction.Matti's career has spanned a wide range of disciplines, from software development and art direction to fashion design, music production and writing. In 2023, they published their 12th album of electronic pop music, "Almost", and their first fiction novel "Dendrome".Matti created the first transgender-owned underwear company in the world, Retromatti Athletics, in 2014, manufacturing the entire line from their apartment in downtown Toronto. The company expanded to provide digital artwork to craft makers during COVID-19.Matti's website: https://matticharlton.com/On Facebook: https://facebook.com/matticharltonOn Instagram: https://instagram.com/retromattiMatti's books: https://books.matticharlton.com/Matti's music: https://spotify.matticharlton.com/Matti's online business: https://retromatti.com/
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Maybe Ghost Stories
matti charlton
Copyright ©2023 matti charlton.
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Maybe ghost stories
matti charlton
Contents
Amelia's Rubdown 1
The Oxford Comma Murders 7
The Day The Word Turned 11
The Raisin For Yale 15
The Haunted Pie 19
Casper the Goofball 23
Bumbling Bob 27
Giggly Ghost 31
Snicker Snax Parking Pax 35
Tickleton's Sneakers 39
Beware The Bagel 43
Granny Smokes-a-lot 47
Fluffernutter 53
Rubby & Ruddy 57
Dedication Page
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This is the author thanking a list of people: Person One, Person Two, Dog Person Three, Etc.
Copyright ©2023 matti charlton.
originally written monday the 8th day
of may in the common year of 2023.
written from the city of toronto,
in the country of canada, on planet earth.
Amelia's Rubdown
Under the shadowy veil of night, a bridge stood as a gateway between two realms. Its once-grand architecture whispered tales of forgotten secrets and hidden desires. It was on this very bridge that a peculiar encounter unfolded, entwining the fates of a young girl and a mysterious stranger.
Amelia, a free-spirited and adventurous soul, often found herself wandering the dimly lit paths that led her to the bridge. Her curiosity knew no bounds, and she yearned to uncover the mysteries that lurked within its ancient stones. Little did she know that her innocent exploration would lead her down a path she never could have imagined.
One moonlit evening, as Amelia approached the bridge, a figure emerged from the shadows. Tall and enigmatic, the stranger exuded an aura of otherworldly charm. He introduced himself as Lucian and offered Amelia a full-body massage. Intrigued and enticed by the idea, Amelia