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Pitch the Bitch - Kelly Ann Winget
INTRODUCTION
My very first job was at a car wash. At fifteen years old, I was the only female employee, surrounded by dirty cars, large machinery, sponges, rags, teenage boys, and men. Since then, until I went out on my own, not much had changed except the industry where I worked. I moved on to jobs in construction and finance. Eventually, I became the director of investor relations at an independent oil and gas firm in North Dallas. I’ve always worked in sales, and I’ve always been surrounded by men.
But that wasn’t the problem per se. At the last firm where I worked, I attained my aspirations, but I still didn’t feel like I was doing what I wanted to do. Something was nagging at me.
Like for so many others, 2020 was a time to reflect and a time to make a change for the better.
Over the years, I learned that financial companies don’t treat women the same way they treat men. Most major decisions made at the bigger firms are made by senior partners—i.e., sixty—plus-year-old white guys who have been in the business for decades. I noticed that when working with heterosexual married couples, financial advisors prioritize the husbands, which I find ironic because, in most cases, the wives are the ones to run the household finances. The wives run the budget, write the checks, and make a ton of decisions that affect the family’s finances. They take care of all of it. Except investing.
If you’re reading this book, you’re probably a woman, and I have bad news for you: Unless you’re the rare exception, your financial advisor doesn’t care about you. Statistics show that nearly 80 percent of women change financial advisors after their husbands die because the advisor doesn’t treat her the same way they treated her husband. When they see how little attention they get compared to the way their husbands were treated, they make tracks.
My mother has had a female financial advisor for forever, and she’s very happy with her. The woman actually sees my mother and her needs and priorities. It’s a great relationship. But finding a female financial advisor is hard—so few exist. If you can find one, you will typically find she cares more, and that you’re not just a number to her.
Of course, these statements are broad generalizations, but like all generalizations, there’s a reason for them. They hold true in part because financial advisors don’t really care about their clients at all, male or female. The majority of American financial advisors are not actively engaged. For your managed portfolio, they select one of three funds based on your risk tolerance: Fund A, a conservative fund; Fund B, for the moderate risktaker; or Fund C, the aggressive choice. And that’s what the account will look like for the rest of your life. No one is really paying attention. No one cares all that much about your money besides you.
The thing is, there are so many other options out there. But to most people, they’re not accessible. Private equity is intentionally mysterious in order to remain exclusive. For those who don’t qualify as accredited investors
—those who have a net worth of at least $1 million without including their home as an asset or someone who makes $200,000+ annually—it seems like there are no good opportunities beyond real estate, where there’s no barrier to entry. But, in fact, there are other options, and this book is the reader’s key to a world of investing that has traditionally been locked away. When I was a teenager, I made $60,000 working part-time selling car detailing services. I made over $200,000 as a twenty-four-year-old consultant, making me an accredited investor before I was twenty-five. As a result, my fear of sales and entrepreneurship is pretty much nonexistent, and it taught me that I could make money doing just about anything I chose. And so can you.
Today, I call myself a contrarian, which has a specific meaning in the investment world, i.e., when everyone else is doing one thing, I do the other. So, in 2020, when investors were wringing their hands about the state of their portfolios and the media was gushing news about the wildly fluctuating stock market, I took a risk. And I’m glad I did.
I founded a Private Equity Firm, Alternative Wealth Partners (AWP), to provide access to digestible information about alternative investments and educate investors about the opportunities available off Wall Street. After all, since the financial crash of 2008, I have been aggressively connecting creative capital to unique investment opportunities in the private equity space. Through that experience, I established a vast network of relationships in multiple industries. While everyone panicked—for good reason—about their traditional investments, I could expertly source alternative investments that gave investors unmatched access to real returns. I wanted to help my clients learn how to do as well as I have and more.
Together, we’d be unstoppable.
This book is for women who want to have financial independence, women interested in working in the financial services industry, women interested in launching their own company, and investors interested in looking beyond real estate syndication for real wealth generation.
With my model, I don’t make money unless you, the investor, make money. My earnings are completely performance-based, so our interests are aligned. If someone is seeing an 8% return on investment with a large financial company like Edward Jones or Charles Schwab, for example, that’s after fees, overhead, etc. That means your investments are earning about 25 to 30%, but you’re not seeing that kind of return at all due to all the costs and fees. Everyone else gets paid before the investor.
If you’re okay with 8%, this book is not for you.
If you want to take more control of your financial future, then, it is.
You’re worth it. Come on this journey with me and learn how you can independently improve your finances by defining your goals and being in better investments. I mean, really, who else is going to do it? After everything we’ve witnessed happening on Wall Street over the past couple of decades, certainly you wouldn’t trust them to take care of you.
You may ask: Why for women? I’ve been a feminist for my entire life. In my mind, being a feminist means believing that women deserve the same opportunities as men, whether it’s in education, sports, work, or personal life. It’s time someone made sure women got the same opportunities in investing.
In the pages to follow, I’ll share stories of how women as investors are routinely ignored by the vast financial moneymaking machine, how women working within that machine are undervalued and overworked, and why it is so important for women to work with women when it comes to increasing wealth. I’m not the one to sugarcoat things, so I hope you’re wearing your big girl pants; I’m about to throw down some hard truths. But it is my sincere hope that this book will be just the kick in the ass that you need to take ownership of your financial well-being.
The financial industry thinks that most women don’t need to understand the complex mechanisms at play when it comes to generating massive wealth. Help me prove them wrong and grab your financial future by the bags.
CHAPTER ONE
The Myth of Don’t Pitch the Bitch
In the 2000 American crime drama Boiler Room, protagonist Seth Davis lands what he thinks is a great entry job as a stockbroker trainee. During orientation, senior broker Greg Weinstein gives him what he considers standard advice: Now, there’s two rules you have to remember as a trainee. Number one, we don’t pitch the bitch here.
Davis, confused, answers, What?
Weinstein explains, We don’t sell stock to women. I don’t care who it is, we don’t do it. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you’re sorry. They’re a constant pain in the ass and you’re never going to hear the end of it, all right?
Davis looks at Weinstein, incredulous.
They’re going to call you every fucking day wanting to know why the stock is dropping,
Weinstein continues. And God forbid the stock should go up, you’re going to hear from them every fucking fifteen minutes. It’s just not worth it. Don’t pitch the bitch.
I understand why Davis was incredulous—the first time I heard the phrase used in my presence, back in 2013, that was exactly how I felt. It was shocking that such a backward slogan was still circulating among respectable finance professionals (respectable being the term in question, of course). But the guy who said it had three daughters. Even if he was making a joke—and to be fair, everyone in the room was laughing—it wasn’t funny. We weren’t in a movie. I wasn’t about to call him on it because he was one of the three owners of the company.
The room itself was a parody of the Olde Boys Club. I’d been around oil and gas companies for years, and this one was typical: stuffy, heavy oak furniture, gaudy paintings everywhere, and a unique touch—fish tanks. That place had fish tanks in every room, and these weren’t just ordinary fish tanks. They were $150,000+ fish tanks stocked with aquatic creatures that went for more than $1,000 each at the exotic fish store that one of the company’s partners owned. Those fish tanks were my next clue that something wasn’t quite right at the firm.
There were several weekends when one of those expensive fish would jump out of the tank, and on Monday, it would be lying dead on the floor. I didn’t know if the guy forgot to close the tank or if the tank was just the wrong size or what, but every Monday, another stinking dead fish appeared. And then, there’d be a new one, exactly like the one that had just jumped to his death. And this went on for weeks. I thought, this has to be the silliest place I’ve ever been.
It was my first time working with an oil & gas investment company. My job was to funnel the sales team a list of investors, run reports on what was and was not working in their own boiler room—no different, really, from the one in the movie—and then, develop teams based on their closing skills. You know, if