BossBitchMath

By Eugene Cordell

Boss Bitches come in all colors, shapes, and sizes. They brag of their independence, intelligence, entrepreneurship, and wealth; but, when one puts a calculator to their rhetoric, the math just doesn't add up! Yet, the damage they cause to their families and communities is in the trillions! "BossBitchMath" sheds light on their struggle, which is very real.

• Language: English
• Publisher: BookBaby
• Release date: Apr 7, 2023
• ISBN: 9781667894867

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Copyright 2023

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ISBN: 978-1-66789-485-0 (print)

ISBN: 978-1-66789-486-7 (eBook)

Table of Contents

Dedication

Preface

Introduction

The Schrödinger Equation

Logarithms

Pythagoras’ Theory

Chaos Theory

Euler’s Identity

5 Facets of life

The Fourier Transform

SIGN Language

Maxwell’s Equations

The Second Law of Thermodynamics

Law of Relativity

Law of Gravity

The Fallout

Business Like Men

What’s in it for the men?

Tax Return

Executive Summary

Appendix

Dedication

To ALL the single ladies…ALL the single ladies:

It’s Puzzling. You know what I mean? Like…what could I possibly be saying that would make these bitches think that I hate women?

—Dave Chappelle

Preface

To the reader:

If you can’t acknowledge that women—single women, control the dating culture, then this book will not be informative, nor work for you.

If you can’t control your emotions while processing data—facts, then this book will not be informative, nor work for you.

Feminism (the advocate of women’s rights based on the equality of the sexes; a feminist is a person who supports feminism) is good; Weaponizing Feminism is bad—I’m against that!

Introduction

Boss Bitch (Noun) - A confident, successful and independent woman who speaks her mind and stands up for what she believes in. She keeps it 100% real with everyone, sets boundaries and isn’t afraid to go after what she wants. She is unique, courageous and fierce. Her dreams are big, but her ambition is bigger. She is an advocate for the empowerment of women and knows that a strong mindset and putting herself first is for the betterment of everyone and everything around her. Her positive energy, charisma and drive to succeed make her an influential leader, role model and mentor to other women. She is a force to be reckoned with and can be intimidating from afar, but once you get to know her, you’ll realize she can be a loving, caring friend, confidante and your own personal cheerleader.

Becky is such a cool chick. She slays her Life & Biz. She is a true Boss Bitch!

—The Boss Bitch Guide March 30, 2016

Boss Bitch Math (Noun) – How one translates the actions of the self-confessed Boss Bitch by using statistics based on her action. In order to understand / calculate Boss Bitch Math, you must understand that 1st and foremost, the Boss Bitch will always equal 1! (BB=1)

She must be the #1 Priority; she wants no one (1) to come before her

She’s looking out for #1

She’s the only 1 that matters

She’s the only 1 that can get the job done

She’s the 1 that controls everything, this is apparent in all she does

If this behavior / mentality is not overtly evil, surely the Devil can be found in the details! Math is the universal language; it can be translated to understand.

The Schrödinger Equation

This equation sheds light on the behavior of atoms and subatomic particles.

Boss Bitch Translation: I’m strong, Independent

Boss Bitch Math: 1 / 165,000,000 = 1

Here, we shed light on the core beliefs and values of a Boss Bitch- Feminism and Hypergamy!

Feminism (Noun)- a range of sociopolitical movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the sexes. Feminism incorporates the position that society