The Lonely Dad Conversations

By Chris Gethard

Comedian and actor Chris Gethard sits down with some of his closest comrades for no-holds-barred conversations about transitioning to dad life.

It’s no secret that parenting isn’t easy. The way life changes when two people decide to raise a child together can be unexpectedly… different. A rollercoaster of emotions — ranging from excitement to surprise to inspiration to sadness and even loneliness — ensues as the everyday shifts from what once was to what now is. When it comes to being a new dad — as Chris Gethard explores in his latest Everand Original, The Lonely Dad Conversations — there is definitely a lot to be said about seeking comfort with those who share in these newfound and sometimes overwhelming feelings of change.

Featuring interviews with twelve of Gethard’s closest dad friends (and one mom because — as Gethard notes — she is “one of the smartest people” he knows and “might have some insight into presenting masculinity that no one else could offer”), The Lonely Dad Conversations looks at how social interactions, relationships, and friendships can change upon becoming a dad. As the long nights of partying turn into long nights of diaper duty or constant worries about their child’s future (especially in a post-pandemic world), each dad — and one mom — offers insight into how they managed a complete lifestyle pivot. And while being a mom is “actually more difficult,” as one interviewee points out, dads “are allowed to complain too.”

Following up on his deeply personal book Dad on Pills: Fatherhood and Mental Illness, Gethard “airs out the conversations that dads often feel too nervous to have” in The Lonely Dad Conversations by tapping into the thoughts and emotions of those around him as they reflect on their own childhoods and learned family values.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Everand Originals
• Release date: Mar 22, 2023
• ISBN: 9781094453965

Chris Gethard

CHRIS GETHARD is a comedian and creator of The Chris Gethard Show and host of the popular weekly podcast Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People. His Judd Apatow-produced one-man show, Career Suicide, premiered on HBO and was nominated for the Lucille Lortel award for its off-Broadway run. He lives in Queens, New York.

Book preview

Chapter 1: The Party’s Over

You used to be fun — or at least more fun than you are now. You have a kid. It’s beautiful. Congratulations! Oh, also, the sad truth: you are, at minimum, twenty percent less fun. You no longer sleep. You ramble about a baby now, whether the listener cares or not. You have to stay home more often, be sober more often, and get up early more often. None of these things are fun, nor are they things fun people do.

For me, this really sucks because I was never particularly fun. I once dated a girl for eight years, and one of the reasons I broke up with her was she kept going to weddings and not bringing me as a date. It happened four times. She preferred to fly solo. Most people want a wedding date by their side, especially if it’s someone they’ve been with for close to a decade. Not my ex. She knew I was going to be a stick in the mud, a master of awkward conversations, someone who cramped her style at parties. It hurt my feelings, but also, I get it. I needed to be with someone who was into me at my worst as much as they were at my best, but I could not argue that I would probably not pick me as a wedding date either.

So for me to be even less fun all of a sudden? Woof.

We’ll speak directly to paternal loneliness in a moment. We’ll tackle that head-on, and then we’ll deal with the numerous conversations it cracks open when we do. But first, back to the sad truth: Part of the loneliness is that, straight up, your life is a little bit lamer now. And you are too.

Of course being a new dad is a lonely thing — fun people don’t want to hang around with you as much anymore, and you will have to radically redefine your idea of what a fun thing entails.

Five years ago, I hosted a hipster television show, I put out a critically praised stand-up special on HBO, and I ran around Brooklyn late into the night with my friends.

These days? I obsess over lawn care. I research winter fertilizers and organic compost application techniques. I listen to Disney movie soundtracks with my son and have dance parties in my kitchen. Most sad of all, I volunteer to drive an ambulance on Tuesday nights in my small New Jersey town. (I wish this was born out of my burning desire to help others. I am just so bored.)

I was always a little bit lame. I am so much lamer now. This topic came up in most of my conversations in some form or another. I’d like to now shine a spotlight on the experiences and opinions of some of my friends who were always the most fun. The ones who kept the party going. The ones who led the drunken sing-alongs. The ones who created momentum that led to legendary nights. I wondered how they were doing as dads now. And it turns out, it’s not just me. Even my most fun friends are a lot less fun.

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Dave Szarejko

Married to Melanie, father of Ollie and June. There was a bar near Penn Station that I used to go to with Dave where he was so beloved by the staff, they would let him get behind the bar to make drinks.

Dave: I remember my life before kids. It was New York City, going to bars, shutting them down. Now, I drive a minivan. I just feel like a very, very different person. My priorities are so, so different. I talk differently too.

The other night, I was in an Uber coming home. I had drank a little bit. I just did the normal, All right, thanks. Drive safe.

The guy’s like, All right, goodnight.

I said, Goodnight, sleep tight.

I said sleep tight to my Uber driver. I told a grown man at work to sleep tight. I don’t know what that means when I say that to my kids. I don’t know what sleep tight even means. Even in context, it’s a weird phrase. To say it to a stranger, I immediately was just like, What the fuck is going on with my brain? Is this just how I say goodnight to people?

It’s just muscle memory because every single day, I say goodnight to two kids, and I tell them to sleep tight, whatever the hell that means, and I can’t turn that off.

Chris: How does it make you feel? When you have those moments where it hits you: Oh, I’ve changed in a way that’s lamer than I used to be.

Dave: [laughs] I didn’t have a long way to go. I didn’t have much coolness to give up, and whatever I had is for sure gone now. Yes, I don’t know. There is an aspect of it that’s a little bit of relief, where the idea of what’s cool to me has changed dramatically. I see kids going out to bars, and I meet my friends at bars, and I’m like, This just isn’t me anymore, so I don’t have to try to fit in with these cool kids because this is not my genre of cool anymore.

Now, I think it’s cool when I see parents at the playground getting really into a game with their kids and pretending that they’re all dinosaurs. I see that, and I’m like, That dad is committing to being a dinosaur right now, and that’s cool. That kind of cool, I can compete with. I think.

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Keith Haskel

Husband of Bethany, father of three. Seriously, this dude used to party in every corner of Brooklyn at all hours of the night. I witnessed it personally — he had an impressive stamina for partying.

Chris: You once got a job and quit almost immediately and told your bosses, These hours are more intense than you said they were going to be, and I party every day.

We don’t party every day anymore.

Keith: I party once a month at best now, and it’s not even that great when I do. I’m too tired.

Chris: How do we feel about this, Keith? Because I love my kid so much. I’ve been around you. You have three kids. I watch you, and I know you love them so much.

You miss that idea of being more social, going out. At the same time, how do you reconcile those feelings when your kids are the best? They’re so fun, and I see you have fun with them. It’s this weird line that feels taboo to talk about.

I don’t blame my kid for these feelings of loneliness. And yet, his existence seems to have sent me down a track where it’s more of a reality.

I wonder if you think about that.

Keith: No. When Bethany and I had the kids, we were like, We’re done partying. We did all the partying we could do. When we say partying, we don’t mean drugs and alcohol. It means staying up until four in the morning with your friends. It’s, We’ve done this enough. I get what that’s like.

At night, I don’t know what to do with myself. Part of it is, we’ve also both moved to the suburbs where it’s harder to party. That’s a huge part of it. I moved to the suburbs because it’s easier to have kids in the suburbs. I can’t blame them. [Like,] Oh, do I really want to drive an hour to go to the city and spend $100 on a sitter?

To party, it gets really expensive with sitters. Do I blame the loneliness on the kids? It’s clearly not all their fault. No, I don’t blame the kids… but it’s certainly part of the problem.

[laughter]

Chris: When we first got to know each other, you’d go to a concert if you had nothing else going on. You’d just find a ticket to a concert for bands you hadn’t even heard before. Or you’d go to some bar with a dance floor and just dance on it. You used to do that — run around, bounce from place to place, run into people. That was your life.

Do you find that there are any behaviors that have started to replace what you used to do?

Keith: It’s sleep. When you party every night, you’re out at four in the morning. That story is totally true. I quit a job. I said, I party every single night. I can’t do this. I’m not doing this.

I used to sleep until 8:00 a.m. and now I’m up at 6:00 a.m., and I’ve woken up three or four times every single night for the past five years, so I’m just exhausted. I didn’t carry that exhaustion before.

The other night, I fell asleep at 9:00 p.m. on my bed horizontally laying ninety degrees the wrong way. Like, hardcore REM dreaming. Then I woke up at midnight and thought, Oh, I have to run the dishwasher, or else I don’t have containers for school tomorrow for the kids. Then, Oh, I’m up. I was up for two hours from 2:00 a.m. to 4:00 a.m. Stupid shit. I’m exhausted all day. [laughs]

I wouldn’t say I’m depressed because it’s not diagnosed, and I don’t want to throw that term around. I’m just bummed out a lot because there’s nothing that can replenish me. I’m so exhausted, and I can’t do the things that bring me joy, and I haven’t found new things that bring me joy. The kids do, they totally do. But I think that’s an introvert-extrovert thing where the joy that they bring me, I think at the end of the day, doesn’t bring me joy. It only brings me joy in the moment.

I love them more than anything. I’ll do anything for them. It’s not fulfilling enough for me. I’m still seeking something that I don’t have. Also, I do think partying is seeking something that you don’t have in some ways too. You love them, but maybe it’s a little boring. It’s boring in a good way, but it’s boring. Because you love them and it’s awesome, but you need more than that. Or at least I do.

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Jerome Stanley

Married to Katey, father of Tripp, Adeline, Killian, and Preston. One time, Jerome was helping me fix something in my garage and said, Thanks for not making fun of my Crocs. He was referring to his footwear. I thought he said, Thanks for not making fun of my crotch. I stared at his crotch in confusion, and he got really uncomfortable before we both realized what happened.

Jerome: I’ve made hundreds of mistakes, for sure. I’ll just say one that I keep repeating is, I get caught up being an extrovert and loving to go out and meeting tons of people and hanging out with friends. I get caught up in that sometimes, and I’ll stay out late. I can then, in turn, sometimes neglect the needs of my wife and kids on late nights.

Maybe I should have come home earlier. It’s not connected to substance or anything. It’s just about maybe staying too long somewhere, and my wife’s given me the indication that This kid needs to go home because he’s about to melt down.

I’m caught up and excited at being with people and meeting people, and [I’m] realizing, You know what? I need to just back off of that. Because now, the kid’s actually screaming and now, there’s friction between us.

I have, like, fifty cousins on my dad’s side. Fifty first cousins. Every weekend was a party. It was a party just getting together at a barbecue. I grew up with that every weekend, which is a big thing. It was just natural and fun.

Knowing when it’s time to go home is not something that the Stanleys are known for. They’re not. One of my cousins called my dad Uncle One More, and it had nothing to do with substance. It could be one more beer, it could be one more story, it could be one more anything. One more game. It was always whatever we could do to perpetuate the party, and I feel that way. I am that way, and it’s tough. I want to get to a football game three hours early so the tailgate’s three hours instead of two hours. It’s everywhere, and it’s not just for me. I want my kids to experience it and my wife. It’s a struggle. Having to embrace that introvert side, which I’m trying to develop, is tough for me. It’s

[Christopher Laurence · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

In a world where man/dad are basically forbidden to talk about their struggle, weaknesses, and shortcomings, Chris came out very courageous, honest, and empathetic. At least something that we can relate to and to know that we are not alone on the journey of fatherhood. #relatable #encouragement.

[Jason Allora · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

Loved it. Chris’s experiences and insights are what all new dads go thru in one form or another. He is just courageous enough to admit and share them. Really enjoyed the book. Highly recommend

Jason A.