Abstract Humor: Volume 3: Lyrics, Poems, Songs, Sermons

By Eddie Freeman

Abstract Humor Volume 3 is a collection of lyrics, poems, songs, and sermons that I have interpreted to my life.

Abstract (adjective)—existing in thought or as an idea, but not having a physical or concrete existence

Humor (noun)—the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
• Release date: Nov 17, 2021
• ISBN: 9781098098629

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1

Guess What?

Don’t you "know that knowing that this endless war" evolved from

"knowing the Word of God and Falling to be a part of it That my Love"

is "called" Torture and "The End!" of this story?

"Lord"

"Please" tell me? Have you ever asked "yourself why do you continue to let" me? My "life does not"

"Feel" all the joy that You have "promised?"

I really don’t know! "Maybe I need" some help? "Who" do I need to

see about "that?"

Hey?

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Just thinking out loud!

—Your Eternal Servant, Torch

2

Shattered Heart

(February 14, 2015)

Verse 1

Hey, baby --- you know --- it’s really "cold" --- standing out here --- in the

rain? --- wishing "you --- would --- call out my name" --- and open --

that door --- that would - "allow - me to - come in to your life!" --- Tell

me, baby --- can you hear --- "what -- I’m trying to say?"

Chorus

Ahh --- I’m just standing --- out "here" --- in the rain --- on this cold

and gloomy day. I have no idea "what - I - should try - to - say" to

bring "you" back to my empty arms --- to stay - Forever --- and a day ---

yes -- "my love" --- forever --- and a day!

Verse 2

Oh baby --- I know! -- We have been together --- for -- so "long" now ---

I - "just can’t seem to release --- you to go your" own way --- so

you - can spend - "all your time --- with - a new love" to comfort ---

your heart -- mind -- body and soul --- and cover - "all - the emptiness"

of many - many - many years gone by! Tell me, baby --- can you hear ---

what I’m trying to say?

Chorus

Ahh --- I’m just standing --- out "here" --- in the rain --- on this cold

and gloomy day. I have no idea what - I - should try - to - "say" to

bring "you" back to my empty arms --- to stay - Forever --- and a day ---

yes -- "my love" --- forever --- and a day!

Verse 3

I know --- if you have --- really -- grown tired of my love --- I can do

nothing --- but - let - you - go on --- with your "new love -- and a new

life --- with someone else --- who might - bring you into The New

World" --- that you -- are about to begin! I’ve known -- my love --- that

you care for --- someone else --- and you - have for a - "while" - now --

but my love for you -- is so "strong --- I don’t know -- what" -- to

believe --- "about what -- I -- have found -- to be -- true!"

Chorus

Ahh --- I’m just standing --- out "here" --- in the rain --- on this cold

and gloomy day. I have no idea "what - I - should try - to - say" to

bring "you" back to my empty arms --- to stay - Forever --- and a day ---

yes -- "my love" --- forever --- and a day!

Verse 4

Hey, "girl --- I will not try to hold you back --- from being with your new

love" --- your happiness --- is all -- that matters to me --- tell me, baby ---

can you hear - what - I’m trying to say? --- "Yes, baby" --- can you

hear what -- "I’m trying to say?"

Chorus

Ahh --- I’m just standing --- out "here" --- in the rain --- on this cold

and gloomy day. I have no idea "what - I - should try - to - say" to

bring "you" back to my empty arms --- to stay - Forever --- and a day ---

yes -- "my love" --- forever --- and a day --- yeah, baby --- is there

anything left --- that I - "could - say --- that might encourage" - you

to - "stay? --- yes - baby --- won’t - you" - please stay? --- Forever

and a day --- oh- baby - baby - baby - if ---- you really -- got to go?

Good luck! --- God bless - you --- and goodbye! --- I’ve got -- to go!

Amen - Amen - and - Amen! --- Forever - and - a day! --- I will see

you --- When?

Praise the Lord!

—Your Eternal Servant, Torch

3

Separate Ways

Verse 1

Hey, Lord --- I have been thinking "about" --- what -- if I started ---

"drinking" -- again?

I know --- Life --- is so - "confusing" --- that ---

I --- was - just wondering.

how can - life - be so "amusing" --- to each one of us?

-- that "it always comes -- as a surprise --- to each one" of us

-- "something - that we never --- expected?"

Chorus

Whoa, baby --- don’t look - "now" --- but there is an answer --- somewhere ---

I just haven’t found it yet!

and --- you know - if --

I do find - it ---

will it be the answer - that I was --- searching -- for?

Baby? --- Can we both ask ourselves --- that simple question?

Verse 2

Damn - it - Lord ---

Life just keeps throwing --- curve balls - at - every weak area of our lives!

How! --- Oh Lord --- please tell me how? Do we - all - manage to - cope

-- and escape -- that knuckleball - that we never know

- when - it is coming? ---

Yes - Lord --- until it is way -- too late ---

Yes --- what then --- Lord?

Verse 3

Yes --- I know that we always look --- toward --- tomorrow ---

and we hope and pray --

that we can work things out --- to our advantage

and survive -- for - one - more day!

But you - know - it doesn’t always work - out - that way ---

Hey --- can you feel - what I am saying?

Can you really - feel it --- playing - with - our minds?

Chorus

Hey, baby --- don’t look - "now" --- but there is an answer - coming ---

somewhere ---

I just haven’t found it yet!

and --- you know - if --

I do find - it ---

will it be the answer - that I was --- searching -- for.

Baby? --- Can we both ask ourselves --- that simple question?

Verse 4

Oh, my love --- I guess - I will close --- my eyes

and hope --- that we both can - survive - this decision ---

for us to go our own separate ways ---

and try to forget all the mistakes that we - both did - make!

Tell me, baby --- does that --- make - any sense -- to you?

I know --- in my heart --- it keeps hanging on -- hoping -- that we

could - undo our - past

where - everything -- turned out - wrong --- for - the - both - of us.

I know now --

that this might be --- the best - for - our - lives --- now ---

even though --- we both know that - life - has been very -- painful --

for - us – both,

and in many ways --- we will endure --

a broken heart --- of huge regrets

as we both try to focus and continue to go forward

with our lives -- without - one another!

This --- we both know -- is going to be very hard

for us to endure and survive this particular moment -- in our lives,

and we still feel like we want to continue to live and go forward

in our lives ---

Yes, baby -- just try to continue to go forward!

Chorus

Whoa, baby --- don’t look now ---

but there is an answer --- somewhere ---

I just haven’t found it yet.

Hey --- I don’t know ---

if I do find it.

Will it be the answer that I really wanted!

I guess we all can ask ourselves - that question.

But I know -- there’s an answer -- somewhere!

And I know I’m going to find it --- somewhere -- somewhere - somewhere ---

Yeah, baby -- it’s out there somewhere ---

Come on, baby --- our answer is out there ---

Somewhere -- somewhere -- somewhere -

Sing it - baby ---

our answer is out there -- somewhere --

just waiting --- to be --- our answer - and our cure!

Amen and amen and amen!

—Your Eternal Servant, Torch

4

Lord

(February 15, 2015)

Verse 1

Hey, Lord --- here I am ---

on my knees --- again -- at -- Your Holy feet ---

trying to communicate --- the emptiness --- inside of me

which seems to be --- driving me -- deeper into a state of depression ---

that is consuming my life -- totally --- Lord!

I have no energy -- to resist - the emptiness ---

that has devoured me and my life --- completely and entirely!

Chorus

Oh, my Lord --- can You -- give me --- all of Your attention ---

for a little while ---

and help me through this time of pain and suffering

of a broken heart --- and a full mind of depression

that is --- surely --- devouring me ---

Yes, my Lord --- will You --- please help me?

Verse 2

Lord --- can’t You see? --

I can’t ever understand what is my destiny ---

of tomorrow ---

when I can’t seem to deal --- with today ---

and -- what seems to be existing --

in my mind -- my heart, and my soul.

Tell me - Lord ---

Can You --- really help me?

If You can -- what is preventing -- Your peace -- and -- deliverance ---

from my very existence?

Yes, my Lord ---

can YOU feel my pain? And all the confusion --- in my mind?

Lord --- my confession - is -- of my faith -

It is always there --- waiting --- for You to acknowledge it ---

and deliver me from the demons that are torturing me ---

Can’t You feel my pain and confusion --- and doubt --

that are steadily trying to destroy my faith in You?

What --- my Lord --- is my answer?

Yes --- my Lord --

What - and - where -- is my answer?

Chorus

Hey, Lord --- can You -- give me --- all of Your attention ---

for a little while ---

and help me through this time of pain and suffering

of a broken heart --- and this mind of depression

that is --- surely --- devouring me?

Yes, my Lord --- will You --- please help me?

Verse 3

Lord -- Your - Word --- says ---

Believe --- and -- you shall receive ---

that which you have prayed for ---

Only believe --- yes, believe, and you shall receive!

Lord --- no one -- can ever ---

believe --- more than me!

Oh, my dear God ---

can’t You see ---

just what my -- faith in - You --- is trying - to - do - to me?

Down -- down -- down --- I go ---

into a state of depression --- that really tries to capture my soul ---

Can you -- see -- oh, Lord ---

what is devouring me?

Please, Lord --- won’t You answer me?

Chorus

Oh, my Lord --- can You -- give me --- all of Your attention ---

for a little while ---

and help me through this time of pain and suffering

of a broken heart --- and a full mind of depression

that is --- surely --- devouring me?

Yes, my Lord --- will You --- please help me?

Verse 4

Oh, my God --- in heaven above ---

my faith is - all - I have - to remember - You - by ---

at the end of every day that You allow me to survive ---

a little bit longer in this life ---

so that You might be glorified --- and shared --

with all -- who will receive ---

Your gift of love

and will abide --- in the Spirit of Love ---

that You --- oh, Lord --- do represent --

in this life - and the - one - to come ---

for all eternity --- oh, yes -- eternity ---

for all those --- who will only --- receive Your Holy Spirit ---

to --- guide - and - direct us --

through this -- life --- into eternity!

Chorus

Hey, Lord - Lord - Lord --- can You -- give me --- all Your attention ---

for a little while ---

and help me through this time of pain and suffering

of a broken heart --- and a mind of depression

that is --- surely --- devouring me?

Yes, yes, my Lord --- will You --- please help me?

Yes, Lord - please - please - please - help me --- if You can!

Please --- my Lord --- I need Your help!

Amen and