Pundamentals: A Collection of 70x7 Clean Jokes for Christians and Friends

By Adam Frasz

Need a good joke to brighten your day? Are you looking for jokes that you want to tell to your friends or family that actually work? Do you enjoy those moments where you laugh and then just can't stop? Do you want to experience more God's great gift of laughter? If you said yes to any of the following questions, then this book was made for you. Who said Christians couldn't laugh or enjoy God's gift of laughter? Adam Frasz writes this book as a reminder that anyone can have a good laugh from humor that is free of foul language and inappropriate content. You can enjoy a wide variety of jokes that talk about geography, college life, sports, the Bible, and church and all sorts of random topics. If you are interested in using pick-up lines for possible dates, there are some options in here too (if you dare). The title, Pundamentals, is a joke in and of itself and was thought of long before this book was published. Lastly, Frasz hopes that the laughter that comes from the jokes in his first book can be medicine for those who have rough days or are going through the trials of life. While this is a book was made for Christians, all are welcome to read this book and share jokes with others.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
• Release date: Jul 2, 2020
• ISBN: 9781098034641

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Part 1

Geography Jokes

It’s time to learn geography…now! Are you Hungary for some jokes? Feel free to look at a globe or atlas if you don’t understand the jokes (57 jokes).

Why do Africans like fast food?

Ans: They always order their food Togo.

Which US city is the leading manufacturer of deodorant?

Ans: Pittsburgh

Which US State has the most problems?

Ans: Texas. Because they always say, Houston, we have a problem.

Which US state capital has the most Catholics?

Ans: Sacramento or St. Paul

Let’s say a teenager from central Africa wants to go to college in the United States. He asks his parents for permission. His father says, You Congo.

Which country is the leading producer of lettuce?

Ans: Romania

If you get lost in Africa and can’t find your way back, U-gan-da.

Translation: You gone. Duh.

If a man is always in hurry driving to work or back home, what nationality is he?

Ans: He’s Russian.

What does an Estonian tattletale say?

Ans: I’m Tallinn on you.

A random dude is out in the cold. He apparently sticks his tongue to a pole. Now he’s Polish.

A man prefers doughnuts without holes at breakfast time. What nationality is he?

Ans: He’s Danish.

It’s common to believe that humans are superior to dogs. However, there is a place where dogs are superior to humans. It’s Denmark. Why? Humans from Denmark are called Danes. What are dogs from Denmark called?

Ans: Great Danes

Which country is the land of raining sheep?

Ans: Bahrain

Did you know that Yemen is really close to Djibouti?

Why did the man with a bad back go to Egypt?

Ans: He went to see a Cairo-practor.

Do not commit a crime in Helsinki or else your Finnished.

You know the noisiest people from Florida are from Fort Lauderdale.

So the vice president decides to make a visit to Florida. He’s thirsty, and he asks for a coke. So a man goes to a soda jerker and says, Why don’t you give Pence a cola?

Apparently, people from the Midwest don’t like saying the word soda. So they must be used to pop culture.

If someone from Washington gave an important speech, does that mean that person has Spokane?

I know of a Mexican couple from New Orleans. Se llaman Luis y Ana. (They’re names are Luis and Ana.)

What’s another name for a doctor’s appointment in Central Europe?

Ans: A Czech-up

Would a city from Central Europe that loves hip-hop be known as a Bohemian Rap City?

Note: It could be the Queen of all European cities.

Which world religion likely requires the exercise of your lower leg?

Ans: Shin-toe-ism

So a world traveler encounters this peak that has the color of sand and has no snow on top. Apparently the peak does not have a name either, so what name does he come up with?

Ans: Mount Tan

Note: I know, what a boring name for a landform.

What do you call people from Michigan that work in the textile industry or raise sheep on their farm?

Ans: Wool-verines

You know people