Skool Dayz

By Bill Etem

Those of us who are Christians are faced with a difficult dilemma. I mean, suppose we Christians are 100% correct. Suppose God is a Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The next order of business is to find the True Church, the Church which Christ founded on a rock, Matthew 16. 13-19. You want to find the True Church because the True Church leads people to Heaven. False churches lead people to perdition. So you want to escape from every false church.

Of course every Christian denomination claims it leads people to Heaven. No church declares itself to be a false church which drags souls down to eternal perdition! But it is insanity to think that every denomination in Christendom is God's True Church. Wikipedia tells us there are 40,000+ unique denominations / separate churches in the world. How crazy do you have to be to believe that every denomination is the True Denomination? It's not all that obvious which church is the True Church! This is why we have a difficult dilemma!

My nonfiction books run you through some logic and some evidence pertaining to finding the True Church. I suppose a little kid would feel rather overwhelmed to learn all this logic and evidence, especially if he was under pressure to learn it quickly.

People can generally get along fairly well if they stay off the subjects of religion and politics. But suppose you're a Mormon kid and suppose you are forced to go to a school where all the teachers say you're a brainless little idiot for being a Mormon. Or suppose you are a Catholic kid and suppose you are forced to go to a school where all the teachers slam you and torment you and call you a brainless little fool because you're a Catholic. Or suppose you are a Seventh Day Adventist kid and you are forced to go to a school where all the teachers call you a damned retard because you hold to Seventh Day Adventist doctrine. Or suppose you are a kid who subscribes to some other denomination, and suppose you are demonized at school for your beliefs. Well, perhaps you deserve to be demonized! I mean, suppose a kid is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Suppose he belongs to some congregation which teaches that Christians need not keep the Sabbath Day Holy. Or suppose a kid says Jesus is not God. Suppose he rejects the Trinity. If a kid is lost in a false church, lost in a church which drags people down to Hell, then he needs to be corrected, and if he refuses to be corrected then the kid needs to be cast out and excommunicated, obviously. Don't share the bread and the wine with heretics. You drink damnation into your soul by doing that, 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29. Recall also Galatians 1. 8, 2 Thess 1. 8, John 14. 23-26, 1 John 5. 2-4, Matthew 25. 31-46, John 1. 1-14, 1 Timothy 3. 16, Psalm 2, Isaiah 9. 6...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bill Etem
• Release date: May 6, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463086247

Bill Etem

Bill EE-tem. Born in Minneapolis, 1.2.60. Now living in St. Paul. Had lots of jobs: High School math teacher, football coach, track coach, legal coding / data entry, production, bar bouncer etc., etc. Bounced around some myself. Lived in Mexico for 20 months, in Oaxaca. Lived in Los Angeles for a few years. Traveled for 4 months round Europe after graduating from the University of Minnesota in 1983, B.A. in Mathematics. My religious books are all about searching for the True Church. The descriptions and contents of my 10 You Tube playlists also deal with that theme. If a Church leads people to Heaven then that Church is the Bride of Christ, the True Church, the Church Christ founded on a rock, Matthew 16. 13-19. If a church is lost in heresy and drags people down to eternal perdition then that church is a false church. The Christian scriptures are clear there is only one True Church, only one Bride of Christ. And yet there are thousands of separate churches / thousands of unique denominations in the world. So this a big problem! John 6. 53-55 tells us one must celebrate Holy Communion to attain Heaven and escape perdition. 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29 says you drink damnation into your soul if you celebrate Holy Communion in an unworthy manner. I've spent roughly 7 thousand hours working on my You Tube playlists, so be sure to scrutinize those when you get a chance.  The main theme of these videos says: STOP THROWING YOURSELVES INTO HELL!!!  Conservative Christians, in the USA and elsewhere, celebrate Holy Communion in an unworthy manner, and therefore they drink damnation into their souls, everytime they share the bread and the wine with Leftists. Yes, yes, there are some nice pleasant Democrats, but, nevertheless, Leftist laws and policies are straight from the Devil. The Left murders millions of babies every year via abortion. The Left pushes porn in the schools, pushes gay marriage, lies about the Climate, lies about Covid etc. Conservatives drink damnation into their souls, by violating 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29, whenever they share the bread and the wine with Leftists. https://youtube.com/@billetem5868 [e-mail]

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Skool Dayz

Published by Bill Etem at Smashwords

Copyright 2014 Bill Etem

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1. The Fight to Escape Monsters

Chapter 2. Politics as Usual

Chapter 3. Tough Democrat Girls.

Chapter 4. Poor Struggling Teachers.

Chapter 5. Fighting Monsters on the Northern Front.

Chapter 6. Wolfgang

Chapter 7. Marybeth and Marylou.

Skool Dayz

Chapter 1. The Fight to Escape Monsters

It was a bright beautiful Spring day in late May in Duluth Minnesota as I strolled down Superior Street accompanied by my pal, Sister Ann Asiago. We had left, ten minutes ago, our home at The Orphange of Saint Theresa of Avilia on the Lake on London Road. That’s a mouthful, I know, I know. Oh, by the way, Hi, I’m Al Kowasko, yeah, hi there, nice to meet ya, glad to know ya. I’m 5. As I said, it was a bright beautiful Spring day with the mercury soaring over 57 degrees Fahrenheit, which is quite tropical by Minnesota standards. As Sister Ann Asiago says it is so gloriously delicious to see winter finally die, to finally see it get put into a hole in the ground, especially when the funeral comes before the last day in May. I’m wearing my usual uniform of cotton T-shirt, blue jeans and white tennis shoes. I know white tennis shoes are out of fashion for guys like me. Sister Ann says I refuse to kowtow to bourgeois conventionality. She says that means I just don’t give a damn. Sister Ann doesn’t kowtow much either. She looks a lot like Snookie from Jersey Shore. Today she is wearing gray sweat pants and one of those skimpy sleeveless white T-shirts that you associate with old white guys with pot-bellies, with cigars hanging from their jaws. The big difference here is Sister Ann Asiago is reasonably young and marvelously feminine. She is not so much a nun in the tradition of Saint Theresa of Avilia but one more in the modernist mold, such as a nun from the Cabrini Convent – St. Francis Cabrini being the first woman from the USA to be canonized by the Roman Catholic Church.

The Cabrini Convent, attached to The Orphange of Saint Theresa of Avilia on the Lake on London Road, is somewhat difficult to get a read on, because it can be quite Liberal and Progressive in regards to scanty skimpy attire, gangland tattoos and tribal piercings – I suppose you have to keep up with the times to some degree if you are to have any chance at recruiting new blood into your nunnery – but it is quite Conservative in other ways. There are probably a few copies of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals laying about the Convent and the attached Orphanage, but for the most part DVDs of William F. Buckley Jr’s Firing Line TV Show, and books like Ann Coulter’s How to Talk to a Liberal (if you must) and Michael Savage’s Liberalism is a Mental Disorder easily predominate over the Liberal and pro-Communist material.

Sister Ann and I had a heated argument about what we might have for lunch, which we would enjoy after we returned from our errand. I know that sounds crazy having a heated argument with a nun over something as mundane as what we would have for lunch. And now an awkward uneasy silence has descended over our conversation. I was sick of talking about my trip to Palm Beach, FL. And the Sisters at The Orphanage of Saint Theresa of Avilia on the Lake on London Road were probably sick of listening to me talk about it. I hadn’t even met anyone famous there. I won’t lie to you and say I went to Mar-a-Lago and met Tiffany Trump. I won’t lie and say I met Donald, Melania, Barron et. al. by the pool. Still, what a whirlwind these last few days have been for me! I jet down to Miami and meet lots of young scholars like myself from round the world. We had all distinguished ourselves as 4-year-olds. I’m sort of a big shot in my mastery of American Constitutional Law.

`What are you thinking about?’ asks Sister Ann.

`I was thinking that with you wheeling that suitcase behind you, you and me look like we’re homeless.’

`I know! You could be my kid if I had shacked up with some blond guy with blue eyes 5 years ago.’

`People driving by in cars are saying to themselves: that chick’s old man and her old lady just threw her and her kid out on the street.’

`Well you can’t always be worrying what people are thinking and saying.’

`So true,’ says me.

Sister Ann is wheeling an empty suitcase behind her because we’re heading for Rudy G. Perpich Elementary School, just a mere two blocks distant from us now, and we will need the suitcase because we will need to haul roughly 100 math and physics books back to the orphanage. It was none other than Rudy G. Perpich who had announced back in the 1970s that Minnesota is the Brainpower State. I imagine he wasn’t purposely talking trash at other states, you know, he probably didn’t mean to say or imply the people of California are bimbos compared to the people of Minnesota, or that the people of New York are contemptible dumb-asses compared to the fine intellects you find throughout Minnesota. But who knows what the hell he was trying to say, you know? I mean if you had to choose one state among all of the 50 states as the BRAIN POWER STATE, would Minnesota be the first state, or the second state, or even the third state that popped into your head? They gave their land grant university the nickname: The Gophers. Why would you name your sports teams after a rodent? Don’t try to be super original with these things. Just go with The Tigers. Or, The Lions. Don’t overthink things, Minnesota. Don’t try to be too clever. You’ll end up doing something stupid like calling your big university The Rodents. The people in Minnesota probably know, deep down, the name The Gophers is no good, but the tradition is so powerful, so mind-enslaving, that they felt forced to use only half measures to improve things, by keeping the tradition while changing the name to The Golden Gophers, so this might be a marginal improvement but the name is still an ugly embarrassing botch. Anyway, if you had to pick just one State – you can only pick one State as the BRAIN POWER STATE – them’s the rules – you can only pick one state as being brighter and better and less retarded than all of the other 49 states, then don’t you think the only sane and rational choice is to go with Massachusetts? I know, I know, a lot of people will say that only a State crammed full of shit-heads could have elected Ted Kennedy to the US Senate for decade after decade after decade. People will say that Mary Jo Kopekne died at Chappaquiddick but only after she had survived for a few hours in an air pocket, and could