Guilty Pleasures

By Bill Etem

Suppose those of us who are Christians are correct, suppose Jesus is God. OK then, we Christians are right!!! Jesus is God, the Divine Son.

But in what ways are Christians delusional / insane / crazy?

1) We should have only one Church, not the thousands of unique denominations that exist in the world. The scriptures are clear there is only one True Church, only one Bride of Christ, not multiple Brides of Christ.

2) We should be governed by the True Church which leads people to Heaven. It is patently stupid to be governed by secular governments which lead people to perdition whenever they rebel against the True Church, whenever they rebel against God and Christianity.

3) The idea of a True Church conjures up in the minds of many people images of evil kings, evil nobles, evil priests, evil henchmen etc., torturing rebels in dark dungeons for century after century. This doesn't prove that John 1. 1-14, John 14. 23-26 and Matthew 16. 13-29 are lies. It merely proves that false churches exist.

4) 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29 says you drink damnation into your soul if you celebrate Holy Communion in an unworthy manner. So, therefore, it only stands to reason that if you are in a church which gives the bread and the wine to people who openly proclaim that they support Anti-Christian things, then you are in a church which drags people down to eternal perdition. You are not in the True Church which leads people to Heaven. The True Church dies not celebrate Holy Communion in an unworthy manner.

Well, what are some examples of Anti-Christian things which Christians often support? The UN is an Anti-Christian organization. If you support the UN you are supporting something which is Anti-Christian. Christians are forever violating the Sabbath Day. Taking Holy Communion with pro-choicers is a sure way to put yourself on the road to eternal perdition. Compulsory taxation is Anti-Christian. Using tax laws and cops with guns and prisons to extort money from people is Anti-Christian. Using tax laws and cops with guns, and prisons, to extort money from people to finance evil governments which support pornography and drag queen shows in the elementary schools is also Anti-Christian. To describe all the ways that Christians partake of Holy Communion in an unworthy manner takes lots of explaining.

Look at these evil laws described below.

Henry Charles Lea wrote in his 'A History of the Inquisition of the Middle Ages': `We have only to look upon the atrocities of the criminal law of the Middle Ages to see how pitiless men were in dealing with each other. The wheel, the caldron of boiling oil, burning alive, burying alive, flaying alive, tearing apart with wild horses, were the ordinary expedients by which the criminal jurist sought to deter crime by frightful examples...An Anglo-Saxon law punishes a female slave convicted of theft by making eighty other female slaves each bring three pieces of wood and burn her to death....In the Customs of Arques, granted by the Abbey of St. Bertin in 1231, there is a provision that, if a thief have a concubine who is his accomplice, she is to be buried alive...In France women were customarily burned or buried alive for simple felonies, and Jews were hung by the feet between two savage dogs, while men were boiled to death for coining. In Milan Italian ingenuity exhausted itself in devising deaths of lingering torture for criminals of all descriptions. The Carolina, or criminal code of Charles V., issued in 1530, is a hideous catalogue of blinding, mutilation, tearing with hot pincers, burning alive, and breaking on the wheel..."

A church which gives Holy Communion to people who support evil laws, for century after century, is a church which violates 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29. A church which violates 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29 is a false church which drags people down to eternal perdition: it is not the True Church which leads people to ...

• Language: English
• Publisher: Bill Etem
• Release date: May 10, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311906007

Bill Etem

Bill EE-tem. Born in Minneapolis, 1.2.60. Now living in St. Paul. Had lots of jobs: High School math teacher, football coach, track coach, legal coding / data entry, production, bar bouncer etc., etc. Bounced around some myself. Lived in Mexico for 20 months, in Oaxaca. Lived in Los Angeles for a few years. Traveled for 4 months round Europe after graduating from the University of Minnesota in 1983, B.A. in Mathematics. My religious books are all about searching for the True Church. The descriptions and contents of my 10 You Tube playlists also deal with that theme. If a Church leads people to Heaven then that Church is the Bride of Christ, the True Church, the Church Christ founded on a rock, Matthew 16. 13-19. If a church is lost in heresy and drags people down to eternal perdition then that church is a false church. The Christian scriptures are clear there is only one True Church, only one Bride of Christ. And yet there are thousands of separate churches / thousands of unique denominations in the world. This a big glaring problem. John 6. 53-55 tells us one must celebrate Holy Communion to attain Heaven and escape perdition. 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29 says you drink damnation into your soul if you celebrate Holy Communion in an unworthy manner. I've spent roughly 7 thousand hours working on my You Tube playlists, so be sure to scrutinize those when you get a chance.  These You Tube videos explain how we got no end of Christians who violate 1 Corinthians 11. 27-29.  They drink damnation into their souls by sharing the bread and the wine with people who push evil, Anti-Christian things. https://youtube.com/@billetem5868 [e-mail]

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Guilty Pleasures

Published by Bill Etem at Smashwords

Copyright 2014 Bill Etem

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1. It’s not True Love, Merely Some Bondage Thrills between Mara and Kressida

Chapter 2. Hunting Down Killer Creeds.

Chapter 3. Getting to Know Madge Undersee

Chapter 4. Christianity.

Chapter 5. Is it True Love between Mara and Madge?

Chapter 6. More Christianity.

Chapter 7. Hunting for the Killer

Chapter 8. Yet Even More Christianity.

Chapter 9. The Inferno

Chapter 10. More Theology.

Chapter 11. Mara’s Confession

Chapter 12. Yet Even More Theology.

Chapter 13. Why Did Kressida Have to Die?

Guilty Pleasures

Chapter 1. It’s Not True Love, Merely Some Bondage Thrills between Mara and Kressida

Kressida, a lovely 22-year-old postgraduate, was wondering why the woman beside her was touching her so often. Kressida was asking herself some questions. `Is she a lesbian? What gives with her?’

For a moment there Kressida couldn’t remember the woman’s name. But then her memory kicked in: Mara. Yeah, it’s Mara. `Why the hell are you always rubbing yourself up against me, bitch?’ muttered Kressida to herself.

Two men and four women formed the posse that was hunting for the murderer of Jake Leroy Westerby. Big Jake was more or less a big joke with the men-folk, but the chicks seemed to dig him. Truth be told, he was a sleazy, womanizing, two-timing, cheating scumbag! But Jake is history now, because the authorities found Jake’s dismembered body in five different places. His head was in the bathroom; his left leg was in the kitchen. His right leg was in…Oh who cares or remembers where the hell his right leg was found?

The four women and the two guys in the posse left their Land Rover ten miles back, back where the trail of the murderer departed from a dirt road and then led into the rough country, into the high country. Land Rovers ain’t any good when it comes to roving over land that’s as rough and tough as the land they were crossing.

Kressida lay in her blankets, at their campsite, and she stared up at the fool moon, or rather, at the full moon. She liked to call it `that damn fool moon’ in her Mississippi drawl. Not to suggest here that they were in Mississippi now – they were in Arizona – or they might actually be in Mexico – in any event they were close to the line, and perhaps they were over that line. For a few moments Kressida didn’t have to deal with Mara slyly groping her. But then Mara was pushing herself against Kressida again, pushing herself in her rather aggressively seductive way. Mara was thrusting her breasts hard into Kressida’s shoulder.

`Chick, I’m going to slap you and keep on slapping you if you don’t stop molesting me,’ said Kressida.

`If you slap me I’ll be forced to defend myself,’ said Mara.

`How you gonna defend yourself?’ asked Kressida. `I’m a whole shitload tougher than you are, you and your sorry little ass.’

`Well, since you asked, I’ll tell you how I’ll defend myself. Better yet, I’ll show you,’ said Mara. Then Mara reached for Kressida’s left wrist. Mara is just a little thing, mind you. She weighs maybe 110 pounds at the most. But Mara’s grip on Kressida’s wrist was a grip of steel. And then, in one effortless motion, which left Kressida too stunned to cry out for help, Mara pinned both of Kressida’s arms behind her back. Kressida was stunned indeed, and too flabbergasted to scream out even while Mara made herself at home by unbuttoning the buttons on the front of Kressida’s pajama top. By the time this operation was completed it was too late for Kressida to call for help. What was she supposed to do - wake up her parents and have them laugh at her? - have them laugh at the sight of her pinned to the ground by little Mara? So Mara just kept right on kissing and undressing Kressida in the light of that damn fool moon.

Kressida just lay there like a mannequin, just lay there like a sack of potatoes. Kressida couldn’t think straight. She did nothing while she was