Cajun Stories My Granpa Tole Me
By Tommy Joe Breaux and Dominicus Maters
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“Breaux is a genuine slice of Southern life. Like any good Southerner, he refuses to take himself too seriously. His humor is bound to cure what ails you.” —The Press-Register
Filled with stories inspired by the Cajun atmosphere, this volume captures the humorous elements of life and successfully blends them with interesting and animated characters. Tommy Joe Breaux fondly recalls the stories his grandpa told him and wanted a way to share them with others. By writing down these tales, he is saving part of his heritage as well as allowing readers to enjoy some Cajun humor.
Returning characters include Elmo and Marie, Poo Poo and Stinky, and greedy Doc Duplichan in this compilation of funny stories. Divided into twelve chapters, each group highlights a different aspect of the Cajun culture and people. Told in Cajun speech, Breaux gives readers a glimpse of the Louisiana countryside while commemorating the stories he gleaned from his grandpa.
“Tommy Joe’s funny-bone gumbo won’t give you heartburn—just a big belly laugh.” —Country America
“Tommy Joe Breaux’s Cajun humor always makes my day.” —WWL
“A warm and witty compilation of down-home stories from a master storyteller at the top of his form.” —Al Tainsky, The MS Beat
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Cajun Stories My Granpa Tole Me - Tommy Joe Breaux
INTRODUCTION
Hello dere, y'all, and welcome to my world of Cajun humor. It is a world where the number one rule is be happy and forget about all the things that make you unhappy.
Like everyone else, I have my fair share of worries here in the real world, namely: having multiple sclerosis, two children in college, and a head that used to be a member of The Hair Lite Club
but now belongs to (as my friend Bob Mahoney refers to it) The Hair Free Club.
I also have to worry about being the husband my wife, Cathy, deserves; a brother to my sisters, Emilie and Anna; a good son to my parents, Helen and Emile; a good Uncle T.J. to my nephews, Michael Christian and Nicholas Emile (our newest 11 lb. 5 oz. family member born on August 26, 1997), and my nieces, Jessica Maria and Kathleen Marie; a good parrain (pronounced pie ran,
dat's Cajun for godfather
) to my nephew, Joseph Lawrence, and my niece, Madeleine Claire; and a good Tom
for my three special little people, David V (we call him Quint; I'm his parrain too), his sister Anna, and Olivia (we call her Wivie G). Those three defy the old saying Blood is thicker than water.
I also have to be a good brother-in-law to my brothers-in-law, Tommy, Jimmy, Darin, and Mike, and my sisters-in-law, Carmen and Jennifer. I also have my son-in-law duties: let my mother-in-law, Verne, and father-in-law, Harold (everyone calls him Flash
), know that their daughter married someone who loves her dearly and will always be there for her. And of course, I have to be a good owner to my dog, Annie. Aside from the family, however, one of my biggest concerns is letting you, the reader, know exactly where I'm coming from with my humor.
For a lot of people, the term Cajun humorist
means someone who makes fun of Cajun people. Let me tell you, nothing could be farther from the truth when it comes to my humor. My goal is not to ridicule but, rather, to preserve the Cajun culture with the dignity and respect it deserves. More specifically, I want to preserve the memory of my granpa, Gilbert.
I have two vivid memories of my granpa. When I was around 12 years old Granpa would bring me to his night-watching job at the City Barn, where all the city equipment (bulldozers, street sweepers, garbage trucks, etc.) was kept. I loved night watching with Granpa because it always started with a ride in the police car with officers Lemon Creel and Richard (Big Wes
) West. Granpa never drove, but being a city employee, he could always get a ride from the police. We would ride in the back of that police cruiser, and they would sound the siren for me and flash the lights, and that big shotgun between the two officers made me feel like a real big shot. Once the officers dropped us off at the City Barn, I would play on all of the equipment, watch Granpa knit castnets for fishermen, and listen to stories about the people, places, and things in and around Granpa's hometown (and homeland) of Breaux Bridge, Louisiana.
Granpa and his family were forced to leave Breaux Bridge thanks to the Great Mississippi River Flood of 1927. The farm that the family was sharecropping was destroyed in the flood, and they were forced to seek refuge in Biloxi, Mississippi, where the seafood factories were going strong and the only qualifications needed for a job were a will to work and a strong back. But let me assure you: you can take the Cajun out of the bayou, but you can't take the bayou out of the Cajun. In other words, just because Granpa crossed the state line, he did not lose his Cajun-ness.
Everything came with him and the family—their faith, language, heritage, cooking, and, most of all, their humor and good nature. All of this came across to me on those long nights when I would sit at Granpa's knee, mesmerized by his every word.
Things were great until around 1969 when Granpa's lung cancer, which had been in remission since 1964, reappeared. The treatment for cancer in those days was cobalt, which can best be described as being put into a microwave. On the days when Granpa went to the Veterans Administration for his treatments, I would be waiting for him back home with a lukewarm bath, drawn to cool his burned and blistered skin. Granpa could not walk after those treatments, so as a strong, 15-year-old boy, I would carry him from the car to the tub and then to bed. I would get him dressed into his pajamas (we always called them peejays
) and tuck him in for the evening.
My humor is all about the good times, knitting castnets, fishing, night watching, and laughing with Granpa. I choose to remember the good times because they don't hurt like those latter memories, but still I realize that you have to take the good with the bad (that's all you can do sometimes). My life with Granpa ended on October 2, 1970, but his memory will live on, thanks in part to readers like you who I hope will share these stories with all of your friends and loved ones. I love my granpa and I'm sure that as you read through the Cajun stories my granpa tole me you will come to love him, too.
CAJUN STORIES MY GRANPA TOLE ME
Wan some people tink 'bout a Cajun, dey tink 'bout somebody who can look at a rice field an' tell you how many gallons of gumbo it would take to cover it. Well, dat's right. Some people tink dat's dem people who don't talk like everybody else; well, dat's right too.
In reality, Cajun is de mutilation of de word Acadian. De Acadian were a group of people who moved out of France into Nova Scotia an' dere dey settles down an' averythin' was goin' 'long fine till one day de Queen Mama, over in England, took a notion dat she would like to have a little piece of property, namely Nova Scotia. Well folks, de king was like any odder husband, he didn't want to leave his wife's complaint compartment open too long, so he sent some people over to talk wit' dem Acadian people an' tell dem dey was gonna have to swear allegiance to de king an' queen of England.
Well, I gotta tole you dat didn't set good wit' dem Acadian people one little bitty bit an' dey didn't swear to de king an' queen of England, dey swear at em, an' real good, too. Dem Acadian folks all loaded up deir boats an' started down de East Coast of de United States. Some of dem settled in Virginia, some of dem settled in de Carolinas, some in Georgia, some in Florida, some of dem on de Gulf Coast of Alabama an' Mississippi, most of dem settled in South Louisiana, an' some of dem had some real good navigators on deir boats—dey wound up in Texas somewhere. But wit' dem early settlers dey brought dis tang we call Cajun Humor. It's a