If You'd Just Listened To Me In The First Place...
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"Nagging just sounds so negative, and I am not a negative person. Truth is, I'm the kind of person you'd ask for directions if you were lost, or tell your life story to while waiting in line at the grocery store, which has happened on more than one occasion, believe me."
Sure, Ella Boudreaux is great at nagging--in fact, she's the best---but where has it gotten her? Nowhere, that's where.
She can't hold onto a job or find her true calling, but she knows it's out there. Could a handsome stranger help her find her destiny?
Or maybe he is her destiny...
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If You'd Just Listened To Me In The First Place... - Barbara Venkataraman
IF YOU’D JUST LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
BARBARA VENKATARAMAN
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If You’d Just Listened To Me In The First Place
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Copyright (C) 2021 Barbara Venkataraman
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Published 2021 by Next Chapter
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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Nobody, and I mean nobody, can nag like I can. If you don’t believe me, just ask my husband Charlie. He'll probably roll his eyes without actually answering because Charlie isn’t one to waste words, but he knows in his heart that he wouldn’t be where he is today but for me and my nagging. Now, if you ask my neighbors and friends in Covington about me, they'll say: "Ella Boudreaux? Oh, she can be real persistent," but they always say it in such an admiring way that I don’t mind at all. 'Nagging' just sounds so negative and I am not a negative person. Truth is, I’m the kind of person you'd ask for directions if you were lost, or tell your life story to while waiting in line at the grocery store, which has happened on more than one occasion, believe me.
So how does a person with my unique skill set make a living? As a bill collector, of course.