Duck For Cover & Other Tales: A Collection Of Short Stories
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Fourteen short stories with a twist, Duck for Cover & Other Tales is filled with surprises.
The Yes Man is about a woman who looks after her elderly father with dementia, only to discover he still has life lessons to teach her. Living My Best Life tells the story of an aging rock star who finds his legacy lives on in a way he hadn't imagined. Thicker Than Blood is about the dilemmas caused by modern technology when a trio of siblings is asked to make the hardest decision of their lives. The Devil's Workshop is the story of a young man being scared straight from a life of delinquency by a clever probation officer and an ex-con.
Topical, relatable and just plain fun, these and many other stories in this collection deal with friendship, kinship and the complexities of the modern world, and are sure to leave you with a smile.
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Duck For Cover & Other Tales - Barbara Venkataraman
DUCK FOR COVER & OTHER TALES
A COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES
BARBARA VENKATARAMAN
Copyright (C) 2022 Barbara Venkataraman
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Published 2022 by Next Chapter
Cover art by CoverMint
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the author’s permission.
CONTENTS
A Dish Best Served Cold
The Yes Man
Living My Best Life
Thicker Than Blood
The Devil's Workshop
From The Jaws Of Victory
Duck For Cover
My Canadian Girlfriend
I'll Drink To That
Whatever The Widget
See You At The Movies
Brave New World
That Daring Young Man
Every Age All At Once
About the Author
A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
Howard tracked the horrible smell to the farthest corner of his yard. It was a dead skunk, the only thing that smelled worse than a live one. He was sure Mack had tossed it over the fence to piss him off and his first instinct was to toss the carcass back, but he decided against it. Good fences don't always make good neighbors, he thought, but they do keep me from punching mine in the face. Their longstanding feud had been simmering for a while and now it was about to boil over. Retaliation was Howard's specialty and he relished it.
Jake!
he hollered to his son. Get your lazy self out here. Bring a shovel.
The boy didn't dare keep his father waiting and soon appeared dragging a shovel that was too heavy for him. He looked younger than his ten years with his slender build, pale complexion, and scrawny legs scraped in a recent bike accident. When he saw the putrid skunk he cringed, enraging his father.
You're too damn soft, Jake! All you do is play video games—it's your mother's fault. That's why you live with me now.
Struggling to hoist the shovel the boy muttered I'd rather live with my Mom.
What he thought was I hate you.
Howard laughed which did nothing to improve his cruel features. Your mother didn't fight hard enough for you, kid, and her lawyer was a hack, so suck it up. Don't give me attitude or you'll regret it.
He returned to the house leaving Jake to his odious task. Sipping a cold beer, his first of the morning, Howard made a list of the many ways he could burn Mack, anonymously, of course. His cell rang but when he saw it was his ex-wife he turned it off. Maria needed to learn who was boss. Hint: it wasn't her. He knew she had telephone privileges with Jake but he could always say he hadn't heard it. What could she do about it? Absolutely nothing. She left him one of her cryptic voicemails: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you. His ex-wife was a religious nut and he blamed that wacko church group she hung out with. Who goes to Bible Study five times a week?
An hour later, Jake came back in, filthy and exhausted. Did my mom call?
Nope,
Howard lied. Take a shower, son, you reek.
After his third beer Howard's plan to exact revenge on his neighbor had taken shape. There were several stages, each one an escalation of the one before. Starting with the fun stuff, he applied for a credit card in Mack's name and went on a buying spree. He ordered every magazine and newspaper he could think of, set up appointments with home improvement companies to come to his neighbor's house, and asked the Jehovah's Witnesses to pay Mack a visit. He called phone sex lines and charged it