Your House Keys are in the Dryer: A Parenting Haiku Book
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Distilling motherhood into the traditional 5-7-5 haiku format was thrilling, exhausting, and all these busy moms had time for.
Writing one haiku
In between lunch, dance, nap, school
Where’d I put those keys
Laugh, cry, and relate along with these flashes of the fleeting moments we call parenthood.
Alisha Gaddis
Alisha Gaddis is a red-haired, feisty empath. She has won multiple Grammy and Emmy awards and has published numerous books on a plethora of topics ranging from weaning and acting to stepparenting and periods. She has acted in and written for many television shows, movies, and live productions. She delights in her extreme multi-hyphenated “job title.” She and her little family split their time between Los Angeles, Shanghai, and Paris.
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Your House Keys are in the Dryer - Alisha Gaddis
A POST HILL PRESS BOOK
ISBN: 978-1-63758-611-2
ISBN (eBook): 978-1-63758-612-9
Your House Keys are in the Dryer:
A Parenting Haiku Book
© 2022 by Alisha Gaddis
All Rights Reserved
Cover design by Tiffani Shea
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author and publisher.
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New York • Nashville
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Published in the United States of America
Contents
Preface
About the Author
Contributor Bios
Special Thanks
Dedicated to the Pile and pandemic parenting.
PREFACE
Written by moms, Your House Keys are in the Dryer: A Parenting Haiku Book describes the biggest job in the world…in the fewest syllables possible.
Distilling motherhood into the traditional 5-7-5 haiku format was thrilling, exhausting, and all these busy mamas had time for.
Writing one haiku
In between lunch, dance, nap, school
Where’d I put those keys
Laugh, cry, and relate with these flashes of the fleeting moments we call parenthood.
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