Summary of Billy Crystal's Still Foolin' 'Em

By IRB Media

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#1 I am a boomer, and I hate how fast time is passing. I am now closer to seventy than I am to sixty, but to me, fear has always been a motivator. America’s kids are plump and out of shape, but not me.

#2 At age 65, you can do the same things you did at age 35, if you can only remember what those things were. However, your libido slows down, and you start to think global warming isn’t such a bad thing.

• Language: English
• Publisher: IRB Media
• Release date: Jul 26, 2022
• ISBN: 9798822552708

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Insights on Billy Crystal's Still Foolin'Em

Contents

Insights from Chapter 1

Insights from Chapter 2

Insights from Chapter 3

Insights from Chapter 4

Insights from Chapter 5

Insights from Chapter 6

Insights from Chapter 7

Insights from Chapter 8

Insights from Chapter 9

Insights from Chapter 10

Insights from Chapter 11

Insights from Chapter 12

Insights from Chapter 13

Insights from Chapter 14

Insights from Chapter 15

Insights from Chapter 16

Insights from Chapter 17

Insights from Chapter 18

Insights from Chapter 19

Insights from Chapter 1

#1

I am a boomer, and I hate how fast time is passing. I am now closer to seventy than I am to sixty, but to me, fear has always been a motivator. America’s kids are plump and out of shape, but not me.

#2

At age 65, you can do the same things you did at age 35, if you can only remember what those things were. However, your libido slows down, and you start to think global warming isn’t such a bad thing.

Insights from Chapter 2

#1

insomnia is from the Greek word meaning I can’t fucking sleep! It is a lonely condition, and you can’t fall asleep because your brain is always thinking. You never think about good things, only the bad things you’ve done.

#2

I get sick of all the commercials on TV, so I change the channel. I’m watching high-speed car chases at three A. M. That’ll put you right out. May cause lack of appetite, dizziness, nervousness, psychotic episodes, blurred vision, stuttering, skipping and jumping, Tourette’s syndrome, barking at the moon, bile backup, speaking in tongues, anal leakage, diarrhea, and impotence.

#3

I’m up all night because I worry. I worry about everything, from the axis of evil to whether or not I’ll die in my sleep. I never sleep, because I’m always afraid the angel of death will come for me.

Insights from Chapter 3

#1

The key to a good sex life is variety. When you’re young, all you think about is the next time you’re going to have sex, but as you get older, you can’t remember the last time you had sex.

#2

The word oy is a universal expression that sums up how you feel when you reach 65. Many people have said oy. I think it was Custer’s last word when he saw all those Sioux Indians on the hill.

Insights from Chapter 4

#1

I am the youngest of Jack and Helen’s three boys. My brother