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    Who’s a Clever Boy, Then?: What your dog is really thinking
    Who’s a Clever Boy, Then?: What your dog is really thinking
    Who’s a Clever Boy, Then?: What your dog is really thinking
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    Who’s a Clever Boy, Then?: What your dog is really thinking

    By Hercule Van Wolfwinkle

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    WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR ART LOVERS. PERFECT FOR DOG LOVERS.

    The Sunday Times bestselling author of Rubbish Pet Portraits presents…

    Who’s a Clever Boy, Then? is a hilarious exploration into the bizarre behaviour of our beloved four-legged friends. Ever considered your pooch to be super smart? Or claimed they are ‘actually very intelligent’? Dog whisperer and illustrator extraordinaire @portraitsbyhercule reveals what your dog is really thinking when they are…

    … being petted: I’m going to milk this for as long as possible because you haven’t seen what I’ve done in the bathroom yet.

    … staring at you adoringly: Put your phone down, Susan, and I’ll give you more likes than Facebook ever will.

    … giving you evils: I’m not saying it’s definitely time to get the hoover out, Kev, but I’m picking up fluff in places I don’t want to pick up fluff.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins UK
    Release dateJul 21, 2022
    ISBN9780008545185
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