The Unofficial Donald Trump Yearbook
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Another all-new instalment of the sidesplitting and bestselling Donald Trump Yearbook, packed with Trump-related games, puzzles and fun.
'No way', they said – 'he won't last 100 days'! But steaming into his final year of office the POTUS with the mostest has reigned supreme, and he wants more (pending rubber-stamping of his nomination). The run-in to the 2020 election will be a rollercoaster, and the answer to the question of who will be sitting next to the Donald in the front car as the Democratic candidate will soon be answered. So buckle up and pull down on the safety bar, this ride is about to set off again. And don't forget to keep your arms inside the ride at all times!
Biglier! Boldlier! Betterlier! The follow up to last year's sold-out edition, The Unofficial Donald Trump Yearbook features a sidesplitting potpourri of Donald-related fun and Trump-er-nalia:
- MR. POTUS HEAD (OF STATE) GAME
- TRUMP'S NEXT TOP PRESIDENT
- DAZZLING DONALD PIN-UPS & PICS
- WALL CRAFT GAME – USING YOUR PRETEND BRICKS BUILD A WALL TO KEEP OUT PRETEND BADDIES
- TRUMP TEMPORARY TATTOOS!
- TRUMP TOP TUNES!
- TRUMP TALL TALES!
- TRUMP TEATIME TREATS!
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The Unofficial Donald Trump Yearbook - Adam G Goodwin
Welcome!
Hey, Everyone!
Welcome to the first ever and totally 100% Unofficial Donald Trump Yearbook! Donald loves hamburgers, and if this book were a burger then it would be the most deliciously lip-smacking burger you ever ate! In fact we have cooked up such an irresistibly yummy book for you we almost ate the whole damn thing ourselves! Not literally of course, that would be crazy!!:-)
Inside Donald’s own yearbook you will find a veritable feast of delectable delights to gorge on. Spot the naughty ‘Trumpkins’ in the Great Trump Clone Hunt Game, make your ultimate president with Mr. Potus Head, chillax on the beach with the Trump Cabana Tropical Banana Word Search and be at one with yourself with the Magical Joy of Trumpfulness. With poster pics, puzzles, fun masks, games, quizzes and questionnaires, along with the enchanting ‘Chronicles of Mel-narnia’ and the enterprising ‘Trump Trek’ short stories for dessert, this is one banquet of a book that you will savour forever!
Bon Appetit!
The Editor
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DIPLOMATIC DINNERS
President Trump regularly hosts important diplomatic guests from all around the world. And when it comes to meal times, he likes to treat them to a little fine dining, Trump-style. After extensive research, we’ve imagined the culinary delights a visiting dignitary might expect to enjoy at the table of the 45th President, so that you can enjoy them for yourself at home.
Amuse-bouche
The delectable marriage of crunchy puffed cornmeal batons enrobed in essence de fromage.
illustrationHors d’Oeuvre
Pan-seared free-range egg served on a toasted, flat, yeast-leavened bread on a bed of premium