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    Surprised by a Dryad
    Surprised by a Dryad
    Surprised by a Dryad
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    Surprised by a Dryad

    By John Pudding

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    I never thought I'd have a tryst with a tree!

    I own a tree farm upstate. I also own female anatomy. But I'm so masculine, no one can tell!

    Then I find a dryad hanging around my tree farm, hungry to explore all that a human body has to offer. I can't wait to fit his sticky branch in my knothole!

    Get ready for an absolutely filthy adult-rated tale of backwoods shenanigans with a mythological creature!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn Pudding
    Release dateMay 12, 2022
    ISBN9780463472231
    Surprised by a Dryad
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    John Pudding

    John Pudding is a fashion design student in Starkville, Mississippi.

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      Surprised by a Dryad - John Pudding

      Surprised by a Dryad

      SURPRISED BY A DRYAD

      BY JOHN PUDDING

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      CHAPTER 1

      CHAPTER 2

      CHAPTER 3

      CHAPTER 4

      CHAPTER 5

      ABOUT THE AUTHOR

      CHAPTER 1

      My name is Matthew and I love taking long walks in the woods. I own a tree farm upstate and get out there every chance I can get. There's nothing like ambling between long rows of manicured pine trees, feeling and smelling the freshly mown grass beneath fold top ankle boots.

      Because I own this farm and provide a lot of jobs for the local community, everyone in town knows my name and makes a point of greeting me when I come up for a visit. I'm not wealthy but I do have more than most in this town. It makes me sad because there is always a remove between myself and the denizens of little Petiwood.

      That's how it is this most recent visit. I go into the local general store to say hello to Old Joe and find myself confronted with Betty, his niece, working the register.

      Betty would be a lesbian if she lived in the city. Out here in the country she's a battleaxe sort, the type that chews through her male lovers like a termite queen through a baseball bat while always finding alone time for her female friends.

      She mistrusts me deeply, I can tell. As she sees my face, I spot a microexpression of disgust which she quickly covers up.

      Hello, Matthew, she says in her thick upstate accent. Nice to see you in town again. Her stern expression belies her true emotion despite the sentiment.

      Nice to see you too, I say while presenting a pleasant smile. I'm good at faking things. Is Old Joe around? How's that guy doing?

      "He's

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