Santa's Punishment
By Mister J
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What if Santa Claus was mistaken for a burglar?
While delivering all the kids' presents in time for Christmas morning, Santa got caught by Andre.
Will the kinky homeowner let him go or punish him for breaking into his house?
Mister J
I'm a Straight-to-Gay erotica writer.I write short stories and novelettes about straight alpha males getting it on with other guys.
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