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At a speed dating event at a local pub, five singles consider the question - how much can you really learn about someone in 4 minutes?
Ahead of them is a night of hope, hell, and free Cosmopolitans.
And maybe the chance to find what they didn't know they were looking for.
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Spd D8n - Martin jD Lindsay
Spd D8n
By Martin Lindsay
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Copyright
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
© Copyright Martin Lindsay 2022.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form on by an electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the publisher, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review.
First paperback edition in 2022.
Design and Cover by Martin Lindsay.
Images by Martin Lindsay and DAPA Images/Canva.
ISBN: 978-0-6451987-0-6 (paperback)
ISBN: 978-0-6451987-1-3 (ebook)
Published by Moody Lapcat Books
Perth, Western Australia
www.moodylapcatbooks.com
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Characters
MIKE – 20’s/30’s
No, I guess it doesn’t get better with practice.
What he lacks in self-confidence Mike makes up for with the optimism that patiently following the rules of love will eventually find his match.
JACQUI – 20’s/30’s
Yes, I do know how to have fun, thank you very much.
Known as The Robot
at school, Jacqui is a strait-laced young woman unafraid to speak her mind with little tolerance for riff raff.
TOM – 20’s/30’s
I don’t want to be here anyway.
Jaded from a break-up, Tom is a sarcastic young man who just wants to be somewhere else.
CHLOE – 20s/30s
Oh god, I’ve become the Personality Girl, haven’t I?
Beneath Chloe’s bubbly demeanour hides a quiet desperation that she will never make anyone’s grade.
JOANNE – early 40’s
What happened to my demographic?
No one warned Joanne that 40 is not actually the new 30, and she is determined to get her money’s worth of reclaimed youth no matter who stands in her way.
BOUNCER – any age – Non-Speaking
A suitably burly person of stern demeanour, capable of moving furniture and props while patrolling with an eagle eye.
Drunk NUDE GUY – any age
In the absence of a cameo by the writer, any available and daring crew member/front-of-house staff will suffice.
Setting
A pub function room, largely bare.
Across the front of stage are five TABLES, with CHAIRS, spot-lit independently. Entrances from either side which lead off to other unseen parts of the function room.
Characters will bring on personal props as they sit/depart. The tables should have compartments for various pre-loaded props that are exchanged
during scenes.
Production Notes
The cast largely deliver their lines to a fourth wall Opposite
at the other side of their tables. Directions for these imaginary characters are sometimes specified in order to aid the cast’s eye-lines and reactions.
The performers will regularly listen
to their Opposite
replying (indicated by a new line starting with an ellipsis) but should always be mindful of pacing.
It is up to the director and the performance space whether the TABLES and CHAIRS should be set and remain on stage for the entire performance. If preferred, or space is limited, the BOUNCER (and other similarly clad stage crew) can be utilised to bring furniture on and off in-character
.
It is suggested the tables have a raised lip
so that props can be placed out of sight. For example, in scenes with two characters passing objects to each other, to give the illusion that they are at opposite ends of the same table.
First Performed
Blak Yak Theatre, August 2017
Directed by Therese Cruise
Original Cast
Mike – Jonathan Cooper
Jacqui – Susan Veart
Tom – Stuart Porter
Chloe – Imogen Blackwell
Joanne – Melissa Merchant
Bouncer – Anthony O’Brien
Nude Guy – Martin Lindsay
ACT ONE
Scene 1.1 – Meet Mike
SOUND FX: Bell tinkle.
LIGHTS up.
MIKE sits nervously at TABLE with PINT glass.
MIKE
Hello! Well, here we are. I’m Michael.
MIKE offers hand to shake, withdraws when no hand is forthcoming, then quickly shakes when his Opposite
offers hand after all.
MIKE
Yeah, I was dragged in by friends too.
Not that I’m saying it’s Village of the Damned in here or anything. (Points) I mean, that girl over there is gorgeous. If someone like her is speed dating, then there’s hope for the rest of us.
… Are you okay?
Anyway, our time is ticking. You start.
MIKE listens, nodding eagerly.
MIKE
Cool.