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    Filthy Mechanic
    Filthy Mechanic
    Filthy Mechanic
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    Filthy Mechanic

    By Blaire Bardot

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    "Oh no, sir! How on earth can I pay you?" This isn't one of those cheap 70s pornos, I promise. But yes, her car does break down. And yes, it is an urgent situation. Stressed out and over-caffeinated, this feisty customer takes matters into her own hands when she's desperate to get to her conference. Fortunately, her filthy mechanic is oh so ready for servicing and gives her exactly what she needs.

    WARNINGS:

    This essay contains highly graphic depictions of consensual penetrative sex and other sex acts. Please do not buy if such material offends you.
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    Miss Blaire Bardot will not be held responsible for any events that may occur during or after reading her erotic essays.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBlaire Bardot
    Release dateApr 12, 2022
    ISBN9781005079185
    Filthy Mechanic
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    Blaire Bardot

    Have you become a worker, wife and mother but no longer a woman?Do you want to bring sexy back into your life?Do you have a fertile imagination but nowhere to use it?Did Fifty Shades Of Grey shock you NOT because of the whips and chains but because of the terrible grammar?Hi, I’m Blaire Bardot, author of FEMALE FIRST erotic essays. In short, stories.I give busy and stressed out women a reason to slip away for half an hour and enjoy some ‘me time’.Each essay is less than the cost of a coffee and waaaaayyy more fun!If you are stressed, bored and have forgotten that sex ever existed, I can help.If you like well-written prose, created for women by a woman, I can help.If you want to leap from business shirt to bedroom flirt, I can definitely help!If you have secret filthy fantasies, even better! My essays will help unleash your inner wild one.I enjoy exploring themes of pleasurable domination, Sub/Dom sex, voyeurism, good-girls-turned-naughty, rule-breaking, pain-play, food-play, dirty, dirty filth and let's not forget, simply scorching sex.DISCLAIMER: Miss Bardot will not be held responsible for any events that may occur during OR after reading her erotic essays.

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      Filthy Mechanic - Blaire Bardot

      Filthy Mechanic

      What A Way To Pay

      Thoroughly Researched and Written

      By Blaire Bardot

      My thigh tenses as I accelerate hard on the highway, overtaking like a demon. Sorry, sorry, sorry! I whisper into the skies, praying there’s no speed cameras. I have to get to this conference. Have to. I’m already running late, but I’m caffeinated, suited, stilettoed and with a fresh coat of scarlet lips I’ll be ready to address a thousand people just in the nick of time… and they’ll never know. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

      I rehearse my speech with silent lips, Workplace wellness is paramount to the success of…

      Workplace wellness.

      I shift into fifth and accelerate hard again, glancing in my rearview to check there’s no cops. I’m not so sure how they’d feel about this display of workplace wellness. I’m on work time. In a power suit. In my brand new power car. It’s only right to put it through its paces, right? It’s so new it still has that synthetic freshness inside and I inhale deeply. I love a new car. Especially this one. It handles the road with ease, barely breathing when I push the accelerator flush to floor. At this pace I should get there with a few minutes to spare. Fine. Perfectly planned. Perfectly

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