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Hugo's Stories - Daniela Mattes
Daniela Mattes
Hugo’s Stories
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Text: Daniela Mattes
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Contents
Prologue - Hugo Says Hello
Chapter 1
Hugo’s Journey
Chapter 2
A Dog’s Life
Chapter 3
The Fortune Cookie
Chapter 4
The Deck of Cards
Chapter 5
The Cactus Man
Chapter 6
The Pearl Rabbit
Hugo Says Hello
Hello, my name is Hugo. Hugo Sanchez, to be exact. Now, I may look like your common hamster, but I’m not. I am much more intelligent. And I can talk. The things I could tell you...
Well, that’s why I wrote this book. Or, rather, why I had it written, because I’m not really that good at typing. I’m not even from Earth. Shocked? Well, I’ll tell you all about how I got here. Let me think, where should I start... ah, right!
Hugo’s Journey
I was living on a small planet very, very far away from Earth, in another galaxy. The planet was called PIPS, which sounds pretty funny here on Earth, but in hamster language it means Home Sweet Home.
The planet isn’t very big at all and there are only hamsters living there. That’s probably hard to imagine when all you know is life on Earth, but it’s true.
The land there is pretty dry, with lots of mountains and caves for hiding and building nests. But there is also blue grass and small brooks. A hamster really needs to pay attention to not to fall into one of those and drown! Among the grass grow pretty little mushrooms that taste like carrots and apples. Yellow chips grow there, too (you know chips as a snack, but where I come from chips are little yellow plants that look and taste about the same as little kernels of corn).
Planet PIPS circles like a satellite around a bigger planet that’s inhabited by humans, like Earth. They discovered us hamsters living on PIPS and because we’re so small and cute they took some of us with them and put us into cages for experiments. We didn’t like that one bit, of course, but what could we do?
The humans found out in their experiments that we’re much more intelligent than other hamsters and can even count all the way up to five. So the humans had an idea. They would train us to be astronauts and send us into space, in tiny, remote-controlled space ships. That way, they could explore the neighboring planets. I think that on Earth they used to have dogs and chimpanzees do that.
We all got lessons on which button you press to take a picture, and every time we pressed it a little reward came out of a machine. We were very well prepared and because the space ships were much better equipped than those on Earth they could fly much faster. Our mission would only take five days and that would get us all the way across the galaxy.
The space ships looked really funny, by the way, like big walnuts. Of course I had never seen walnuts before I came to Earth (I was pretty surprised and a little scared the first time I saw one because I thought the Earthlings were eating little space ships) so back then I didn’t think the space ships looked funny. I was just impressed that space travel was already so advanced, what with the hamster-sized interior furnishings and all.
Anyway, we got our training and they put us inside the small spaceships and sent us