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    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages: 50 Shades of Worf, #2
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages: 50 Shades of Worf, #2
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages: 50 Shades of Worf, #2
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    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages: 50 Shades of Worf, #2

    By Christopher Schmitz

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    Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing…
    ...and a sack full of meth ferrets.

    Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel's identity.

    What happens at renfest stays at renfest… except for the crabs and nipple piercings.

    Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChristopher Schmitz
    Release dateNov 24, 2021
    ISBN9798201548926
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages: 50 Shades of Worf, #2
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    Christopher Schmitz

    Christopher Schmitz (M.A.), geb. 1988, ist wissenschaftlicher Mitarbeiter am Göttinger Institut für Demokratieforschung.

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