The Year Santa Claus Gave Gold

By Dale Stubbart

Facilitator LadeBack of the All Cosmos Vehicle Extra-Prize encounters a Solar Magnetic Storm which sends his ship crashing into what appears to be his home planet Terry. There he meets a jolly old L who claims to be Santa. Santa tries to give everybody something better than he gave them last year. And this year he plans to give everybody gold. But somebody is bollixing up his plan.
Rating G; Reading Level Very Easy 4th Grade; Longest Word: Exceptionally

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dale Stubbart
• Release date: Mar 26, 2022
• ISBN: 9798201562670

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The Year Santa Claus Gave Gold

Dale Stubbart

Published by Dale Stubbart, 2022.

This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.

THE YEAR SANTA CLAUS GAVE GOLD

First edition. March 26, 2022.

Copyright © 2022 Dale Stubbart.

ISBN: 979-8201562670

Written by Dale Stubbart.

Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

The Wreck

Hullabaloo and Santa Too

Everything You Wanted to Know About L’s, but were Afraid to Ask

When L’s turn evL

Santa Ain’t Nobody’s Fool

Bon Voyage

Who Wrote This Anyway?

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The Wreck

Facilitator LadeBack’s Official report thru his computer Shrieky

That was the year our All Cosmos Vehicle (ACV) crashed. We were circling the Earth, that old planet Terry. Or at least it looked like Terry. We never have been sure.

The planet looked like Terry, but there was a strange yellowish hue to it. Not to Terry itself, but more to the atmosphere.

Of course there could have been something wrong with our sensors. Diagnostics were offline at the time (we were running diagnostics on the diagnostics). Diagnostics are enough to make a preacher become agnostic. Shrieky delete that last line (ShrD).

Rare-N, my senior, from Togo, would’ve retorted, I always knew dice were agnostic. ShrD.

It might have been Terry in another dimension. It might have been a mirror Terry on the opposite side of the universe.

Mirror images of planets have often been spotted on the opposite side of the universe, though never