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    A Book
    A Book
    A Book
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    A Book

    By Andrew A. Felder

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    For those who like puns... A Book is a collection of (make believe) book titles, plays on words and names. Remember Over the Cliff by Hugo First? This book has hundreds of them - from clever to very funny!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCrest Publications Group
    Release dateDec 20, 2021
    ISBN9798885266482
    A Book
    Author

    Andrew A. Felder

    A retired attorney, judge, city manager and professor, Andrew Felder now devotes his time to publishing and editing The Network Magazine, an eclectic publication in which the humorous pieces in this volume have all appeared and from which they have been compiled and presented in The Best Diversions.

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      Book preview

      A Book - Andrew A. Felder

      A Book of Books

      A Book of Lists

      A List of Books

      Book of Titles

      A Titles of Books

      A Book of Authors

      A List of Author Books

      A Book of Lists of Titles and Author Book

      A Book

      by

      ANDREW A. FELDER

      Copyright 2021

      by Crest Publications Group

      All rights reserved.

      Published in the United States

      by CREST Publications Group

      Fort Worth, Texas

      ISBN

      9798885266475 (Print)

      9798885266482 (Ebook)

      www.crestpublicationsgroup.com

      BOOK DESIGN

      BY XENIA MONTERO

      COVER DESIGN

      BY SHUMAILA REHMAN

      TECHNICAL DIRECTOR - MARIA TARIQ

      Total Word Count 5,416

      Font: Chalkboard Book Dimensions 5 x 8 Total # of pages: (See last page and add 4.)

      Frequency of Appearance of

      Selected Words

      Dinner – 4

      Pain – 4

      Promise – 1

      Subconscious – 0

      Whisper – 0

      Cat – 3

      Down – 14

      Out – a lot

      Crap – 0

      Relevance – 0

      I could have written many of these books myself and maybe I still will. Apparently, no one has yet. Neva Putoff (‘Til Tomorrow)

      To be, or not to be? That’s a question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to read or not to read this book while my unheeded garden grows to seed…. that’s a question for Tamara. Maybe Alaska. Saul Lillow-Kwee (Books as Doorstops)

      This book is…like…addictive! Hera Wynn

      A Day in the Trenches

      by Anita Shower

      A Fish Story

      by Rod Enreel

      The Drooping Pants

      by Lucy Lastic

      Full Moon

      by Seymour Bunz

      Mystery in the Barnyard

      by Hu Flung Dung

      Allegiance To The King

      by Neil Downe

      In Farmer MacGregor’s Garden

      by Peter Abbott

      Banquet At McDonalds

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