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    Witty Words 2: Witty Words, #2
    Witty Words 2: Witty Words, #2
    Witty Words 2: Witty Words, #2
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    Witty Words 2: Witty Words, #2

    By Poet Pas

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    Witty Words 2

    More light or free verse poetry that is funny, sarcastic, witty and punchy.

    Black humor written for the lighthearted.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPoet Pas
    Release dateNov 4, 2021
    ISBN9798201204143
    Witty Words 2: Witty Words, #2

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      This little book is extremely funny. Some poems made me laugh out loud. I had previously bought the first one which was also good. This is a nice follow up!

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