I'd Trade My Husband for a Housekeeper: Loving Your Marriage After the Baby Carriage
By Trisha Ashworth and Amy Nobile
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Authors Trisha Ashworth and Amy Nobile brought sweet relief to moms with their first book, I Was a Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids. Here they return with a frank yet encouraging look at marriage post-tots. They set out to discover if parenthood is truly incompatible with conjugal bliss—and if so, how to change that.
To find out, they spoke to hundreds of mothers (and quite a few fathers). I’d Trade My Husband for a Housekeeper examines the challenges of modern parenthood for married couples today and it extends a loving hand so that mothers can step out of the madness, make the most of what they have, and learn to love their marriages as much as they love their husbands and kids.
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I'd Trade My Husband for a Housekeeper - Trisha Ashworth
CHAPTER 1
BEYOND
the
BITCH SESSION
• • •
(Why We Wrote This Book)
quiz no. 1
You need this book if …
Check all that apply:
You spend more time with Mr. Potato Head than your husband.
You’re psyched when your husband goes on a business trip because you won’t have to shave your legs.
You think sex is something people do on soap operas.
You’re green with envy upon hearing that your best friend’s hubby knows how to sew on a button.
You’ve fantasized about spraining your ankle just so you can spend some quiet hours alone in the emergency room.
Your last date night
was … when you were dating.
You consider your five-year-old to be more mature than your husband because your five-year-old knows how to clean his room.
You wonder what the FedEx guy does for fun.
You fondly remember the days when your biggest stress was buying the right tampons.
Your husband’s idea of a great day with the kids is going to the hardware store and then to Best Buy to check out the new plasma TVs.
You spy on your husband doing the dishes because it turns you on.
Your bras can stand up and walk away on their own.
You find yourself asking your preschool daughter if her daddy ever says nice things about you.
You rationalize not washing your hair for another day because it will save you twenty minutes.
Getting ready to go to an amusement park with the family might throw you into divorce court.
The last time you wore a sexy nightgown—let alone lingerie—was on your honeymoon.
Your husband knows every major league baseball player’s batting average but doesn’t know your kids’ teachers’ names.
If there’s one thing MORE TABOO THAN ADMITTING YOU’RE A TRAIN WRECK OF A MOTHER, it’s saying you think your marriage is running off the rails. We’re not talking about a little good old-fashioned bitching, like when you’re in a bad mood and you tell your girlfriend at the grocery store that if your husband doesn’t start forming a more intimate relationship with the bathroom hamper, you’re thinking of forming an intimate relationship with someone else. Sounding off like that is acceptable, cathartic—a normal part of life. What’s hard—and not so acceptable—is making an honest, gut-wrenching assessment of the honest, gut-wrenching state of your marriage. Particularly if you’re in a marriage that involves kids.
Let’s face it: Kids, god bless ’em, are a marriage bomb. You pop one out and—wham!—your whole relationship is scrambled like an omelet. Your family role is now split: One minute you’re a wife, the next you’re a mom (though most of the time you’re expected to be both). The stress level in your house explodes. Too tired to make dinner, too frenzied to communicate, too wrung-out by the undersized darlings clinging to your hands, legs, and boobs to have any interest in clinging to the big darling beside you in bed, the seeds of resentment take root, and quickly bloom.
We explored this a little in our first book, I Was a Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids. In our research we talked to hundreds of moms coast-to-coast—single moms, working moms, stay-at-home moms—and found that one of the biggest issues on mothers’ minds today is how parenthood affects our relationships with our spouses. "Before kids, he used to come home from work and give me a hug. Now he walks in the door and immediately says, ‘OK! Everybody needs to calm down! Everybody needs to lower their voices!’ Are you kidding me? one mother of three told us. Of course, some mothers have happier marriages than others. One lucky mama told us,
My husband’s mantra is ‘Happy Wife, Happy Life.’ He can clue into what makes me happy and support that. But for each cooing mother we talked to, we heard from one (or two, or three) who were losing their minds.
I don’t know how to ask for help. I just know how to scream at my husband," was a familiar refrain.
What we learned from our interviews was that the pressures and challenges of modern motherhood have created a new set of obstacles for married couples today.
We thought we’d deal with this by writing a nice long chapter about husbands and leave it at that. Yet once I Was a Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids came out, we started getting stopped on the street by women who’d read the husband chapter and said it really resonated with them. They asked us for more. More quotes from more women about what their marriages are really like. More discussion about why kids seem so incompatible with conjugal bliss. More about
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET
If I could pay someone to have sex for me, I would!
how the stresses and uncertainties facing contemporary mothers are permeating all aspects of our lives. We got e-mails and letters from women all saying the same thing—I just read your husband chapter. I’ve been needing that! Please write more.
We also heard from husbands, including one who said, Thank you [words we’re always happy to hear out of a man’s mouth]! My wife made me read your book, and it really helped us understand each other a little better.
We even heard from our own husbands, Eric and Paul. One night at a dinner party, they discussed the book they’d write if they had the chance. The table of contents:
Ouch! Guess we needed to write this book more than we realized! Have we been yelling? We’re certainly not mean … are we? And as far as sex goes … well, OK, they may have a point (we’ll talk more about that later). Still, their (ahem!) experience of marriage convinced us even more that we needed to dig deeper into the male perspective—to find out what husbands expected, what they think is working, what they really wish could change. If we don’t understand where our husbands are coming from, and they don’t understand where we’re coming from, we can’t possibly get to that happy place in marriage where we all hope to be!
You can see how it all panned out. After enough people reached out to us, we decided to go for it and get back to work. First, we started asking ourselves questions about marriage, and then we took those questions on the road (or to the telephone, as was often the case). We interviewed hundreds of married women (and many men), all of them parents. We asked: What happened to your marriage after you had kids? Why did you get married in the first place? Do you think it’s harder to be happily married today? What specific challenges in your life right now are preventing you from being completely satisfied or fulfilled? Are you happy?
Many of these questions were met with silence … followed by emotional answers. It was clear in those silences that talking about what’s really going on inside a marriage feels taboo and scary. We’ve all made an implicit pact with our friends and families that aside from a little superficial bitching, the true problems of our marriages will be swept under the rug. When you get beyond the bitching, we learned, most of us immediately start worrying that (a) people will think we’re crazy, and (b) the state of our marriages will be judged. We’ve all got social and conversational comfort zones, and as our interviews started inching toward those hard dealbreaker
conversations—discussions about the things that can actually lead couples toward divorce—people immediately fell out of those comfort zones.
We even learned some things about our own marriages in the process—like that it’s outside the bounds of regulation marriage play to have relationship books lying around the house. One evening Paul, Amy’s husband, cornered her in a cold sweat. He’d seen the pile of research books on her bedside table. Are we OK? Is there something you want to talk about?
he asked her once the kids were finally down and they were very romantically flossing their teeth together. (Guess he kind of forgot we were writing this book!)
Yet here’s the interesting part—and something we should have expected after working on the motherhood book but still didn’t quite see coming: Once the wives and husbands we interviewed decided to take a leap of faith and trust us, the floodgates opened. One woman we interviewed tearfully confessed for the first time—to us—that her husband had been having an affair and she was contemplating divorce. She told us this while on the phone at work, shuttling from one conference room to the next, as various meetings started. We found that after wives got over the feeling that they were weird, lame, or both for finding marriage difficult, they put aside their fears, and we got down to the nitty-gritty of what’s really going on in people’s marriages.
We started out by asking some fairly simple questions:
• Why do we put our marriages last on the priority list?
• Why do we put so much pressure on ourselves as mothers today?
• What happened to our sex lives?
• Why are our marriages—after kids—not all that we expected them to be?
• What happened to the person we were before we became Mom
?
• Why does communication (and appreciation) seem like so much of a struggle now that we have kids?
• Why can’t we talk about marriage openly and honestly with other people (and why do other marriages seem more together
than ours)?
We want to be clear here: This isn’t a desperate housewives book. If you’ve just plain married the wrong person, there’s not much this book can do for you. But if you think you’ve married the right person, and your marriage isn’t all it could be, this is for you. Most of the women and men we spoke to rated themselves at about a 5 or 6