Weasel Without a Cause: Book Five of the Weasel Chronicles

By KS Green

Adhere your attention and stick with us as we bond with our one and only Mr. Weasel as he takes the plunge … and, this time, runs for the office … from the sofa to the laundry basket with everything from the kitchen sink to the agro cultural grass roots controversies in tow … he is on the tube … in the air … Mr. Weasel is every which where. Once again, it is fascinatingly all here in this latest enthralling story … our magnificent Mr. Weasel, brilliantly introduced in Book One … and memorably re-introduced in Books Two and Three and Four … is once more superbly re-re-introduced again in Weasel Without A Cause … as one who runs for one. Does he succeed in his mission improbable ? Only reading will tell … so, read on.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jun 10, 2010
• ISBN: 9781664194298

KS Green

Somewhere, deep in the dark Alaskan semi-wilderness winter, a light through yonder breaks a window … it is our humble author, K S Green, faithfully tapping on the keys and recording for posterity the further adventurous antics of our well known Mr. Weasel. By the warmth of a cauldron’s bubble and under the watchful eyes of household critters and a Kate, he no longer questions to be or not … for more alluring uncertainties beckon … for instance, is this a Weasel we see before me ? he wonders … apparently so, for the harlequinesque activities continue in documentary form in this latest tail, Book Five of The Weasel Chronicles.

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Copyright © 2010 by KS Green. 587390

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ISBN: 978-1-4535-1713-0 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4535-1714-7 (hc)

ISBN: 978-1-6641-9429-8 (e)

Library of Congress Control Number: 2010908457

Rev. date: 09/08/2021

CONTENTS

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SEVENTEENTH WEASEL UP POP

ALL CONSUMING

BUBBLED OUT

NOW WHAT TO DO NOW

OPTIONS

THE ORDINARY LIST

AN EXTRAORDINARY EN TRANCE

RUN FOR THE OFFICE

A CAMPAIGN TO LEAD AROUND

WHY NOT INDEED ME

IDEAS

WEASEL WITHOUT A CAUSE

YIELD TO THE FLOOR

A REVELATION

A DIFFICULT PROPOSITION

KNACKERED OUT

A CAMEO APPEARANCE

PAWS 1 – THE CIRCUMVENTALATOR ECESSERCISE MACHINE

ON THE AIR

MEET THE PRESS

THE DEMO-REPUBLICATS ATTACK

A KITCHEN COUNTER ARGUMENT

LOCK STOCK AND BARRELED OVER

THE LAUNDRY MAT

SURFACTION AND BUBBLE STANDARDS

SPUN OUT

WHY HI FI

PAWS 2 – IDEA

A RADIO TALK ABOUT SHOW

INTO THE LYING DEN

YES BUT RESERVATIONS

MY SIDE FOR INSTINCTS

RATIFIED

OUT SOURCED TO GRASSROOTS

THE AGRO CULTURE

ON A ROLL

A BORN AIR BORNE AGAIN NATURAL

PAWS 3 –LITTLE MULTI-COLOURED WAMBO

SOMUCHRIP ENDEMNITWITTY COVERAGE

DESCRIPTION DRUGS

IN OTHER WORDS

A TINK TANK MEETING

WAR FARE POINTS

A QUOTA OF QUOTES

PROCRASTITUTION

HOPELESSLY HELPING

MUCH IN COMMON

 THE GRAND DOORSTOP ARRIVAL

PAWS 4 – UNE GOOD TRES BON EPOQUE WINE BARFOSSA

THE CABINET

A WAREHOUSE CLEARING HOUSE

THE AGENDA OF MUCH

MISSED THE BOUT

CANVASSED

DRAWN OUT

WINDOW SILLY VIEWS

I FEEL YOUR PANE

GREENHOUSE GASES

PAWS 5 - WEMMC

 SMELTER SHELTER HELTER SKELTER

BOXED IN

MEMO RABIDILIA

INTO THE SUNSET

UMMM DOE DEAR

THE FRUIT BOWL KICK OFF

FRUITBALL

VICTORY

CHEER FULL WEASEL

A TIME LIKE THIS

THE GOLDBRICK ROAD

PAWS 7 - HALIWEASHELLXONELBURTON DRILLING COMPNEE

ELECTRICAL FRAUD

THE COMPLAINTIF

A BRIGHTER TOMORROW

HALLO HAL

QWERTY BVCXZ FGHJKL

MEASURING UP RULER

THERE COMES A TIME

MY OLD GRAMMAR

THE PERFECT TENSE

THE WEASELNET

NO FANFARE FANS

DEF COM HERE

I’LL BE BACK

BUBBLED OVER

WADS WEASOLENATOR

THE BOOKEND REWARD AWARD

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The Wide World Weasel Broadcasting Corporation would like to make this especial announcement ... there is and never was ... nor will there never be some simple mistake we have made here concerning the latest absence of Weasel Episodes to strike our economy ... our mistakes are always complicated on one hand or the other ... and any rumor to the contrary must be taken with a grain ... be that as it may, we are very apologetique for any inconvenience this recent lack of Weasel Episodes epidemic may be causing ...

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the weasel demand curve has sky rocketed like, for want of a better description, a sky rocket ... however, weasel supply capabilities have remained rather disappointingly steady to date ... if not apparently obvious at first glance, the resultant problem becomes very obviously apparent, when second glances are taken ... normal market forces have caused this dreadful dearth, the effects of which are just beginning to be felt on a global scale ... what happened ? ... experts disagree and environmentalists argue ... laziness ? ... slovenliness ? ... lack of imagination ? ... or just an ordinary vacuum of motivation ? ... mystery surrounds this unexpected occurrence ... but rest assured the government is delving into the matter and is bound to come up with some kind of explanation and somewhom to blame in a timely fashion ... so, Good night ... and if you haven’t renewed your subscription as of yet ... please send all your money and income related information to The Weasel @ WWWBC so we can access it as needed ... thanks ... and don’t forget to tune in for more news around the clock where very oddly a cobweb has taken up residence ...

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Oh dear ... oh dear ... your day is filled with chores and cares ... from the moment you wake up and flutter those lovely lashes and rush to the bathroom to powder your ample nose ... from that first cuppa of breakfast, to that last glass of milk of dinner … from the gobble of popcorn during the tube out moments of evening, all the way up until that apres tooth brushing time when you lay your weary head upon your pillow and read a few pages of your marvelous mystery story and turn out the lights ... and you haven’t seen a single new Weasel Episode in all this time ... not only that, but no one thanks you for all you do ? ... are your self-sacrificial moments sacrificed all over the unappreciative? ... i mean, what’s the point of being a martyr, if no one notices ? ... oh, i know, that is just the icing on the cupcake that makes martyrdom even more martyradomnable ... but, what’s a gal to do ? ... yes, snookums ...  it is sad but true, no who understands ...

but no who understands that better than we at WC, Inc. ...  and that is why we, the top managers of Weasel Care Incorpusled,  have put together this amazing once in a lifetime special opportunity all inclusive Formula (TM) package for you, the world’s most  busiest gal ...

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first of all send us the name of your Company ... not the ones you had over for supper ... but the one that writes your annoying pay check that’s never enough  ... and we will arrange to have that nuisance deleted fully automatically from your bank account and sent directly to us electronically at Weasel Care ... and we will understand and send you your own gift wrapped top-secret powder Formula (TM) ... (so secret that to keep it from falling into the wrong hands, we have made it 100% invisible) ... fast working with immediate and intangible results ... (no one will even know you are using it) ... rub it on gently ... or add it to shampoo ... sprinkle it on popcorn ... or boil it with tea ... you are limited only by your imagination ... but you must never let anyone else know ... or they will want some too ... and supplies are very limited ... thanks ...

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