Me, Cancer and Dr. Blue Eyes
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Liz M. Mendoza
I am a warrior; I am a survivor, I am a positive being and a woman of faith.
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Me, Cancer and Dr. Blue Eyes - Liz M. Mendoza
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ISBN: 978-1-6987-0380-0 (sc)
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Library of Congress Control Number: 2021903447
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Contents
I Got What?
Chemo Round 1
Bye-Bye, Cancer
Chemo Round 2
Reconstructing My Boob
Ring That Bong
Lymph Edema
Ain’t Nobody Gonna Break My Stride
This book is dedicated to
Dr. Blue Eyes
2.jpgI Got What?
August 24, 2017—that’s when my life was altered for the rest of my days. I could say tainted, distorted, changed, but no, I want to say altered because, damn skippy, I’m freaking different inside. Don’t think that this is going to be one of those Oh, woe is me
type of stories. Hell no, this is a Look at me, bitches, I’m a survivor. Who wants to tussle now?
story.
You never know what to expect when you wait for the results of your first mammogram. Yes, my first was at age forty-seven, because I was the idiot who feared hearing bad news from the doctors, so I chose to put it off like a jackass. But enough about me; I already know I’m a jackass. Let’s go back a bit.
It started after I had gone for a physical with my primary care physician, and she asked: when my last mammogram was, because I hadn’t gone to the doctor for quite some time, like years and years. I said, Um! I guess never!
I sat there on the bed with her feeling my breast and armpit area, when she said, "I’m going to give you a prescription for a mammogram. You